The King Has Returned

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The King Has Returned [Disney Set-up]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 4:24pm

The bus gives a violent lurch. A surprising enough event, since it's completely stationary.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Jesse "Masstress" Buchanon on Jul 30, 2007, 4:26pm

"…Banner's driving has gotten worse. He can kill us by thinking about driving now."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 4:30pm

"So, I was in the neighbourhood, and – hey, did you say Banner? I haven’t seen that lumpkin in an age! Of course, it’s his other half I was more interested in, since he had the whole AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH and it kinda fit in well with everything that was going on at the time. One little sound, and he was doing everything I wanted.

"Of course, I found myself a little shunned after that."

If Jesse turns around, she’ll find that she’s sitting next to a talking seat.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 4:47pm

Wreck more or less stumbles out of his room.

"Neat, Jesse's talking to herself. I'm not alone in my descent into lunacy."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Jesse "Masstress" Buchanon on Jul 30, 2007, 4:48pm

"No, dick. I'm talking to the goddamn seat."

"And after I grabbed your ass."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 4:49pm

"Now you just need to figure out if it was because of or in spite of."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 4:49pm

"HEY, I KNOW YOU!"

The chair shifts into a rocket that blasts off into the roof, blowing a hole right through it. Down, down, down descends a staff with a skull on it. One with a very goofy expression. That talks.

"How’s the head?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 4:52pm

Wreck would answer, but he's fallen on his butt and and is mumbling incoherently at the sight of the staff.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 4:55pm

"Ooh, bad form. Sorry."

It shifts from the staff into a television with a very cheesy grin spread across it. The distinctive sound it makes with every shift is getting more and more familiar.

"Better? Oh, dang nabbit! They still haven’t fixed the sprocking problem with the font since my last canonical appearance!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 5:05pm

I stumbled out of my quarters.

"What in the bloody hell is going on?!!?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 5:07pm

Impossible Man reappears behind Casey with a very loud pop, looking exactly like him. Casey turns around and finds himself nose to nose with a replica of himself.

"Hm… nope! Don't recognise him! Goofy hair, though."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 5:10pm

"What the hell?"

"What's the meaning of this?!?!?"

"Who is this?!?!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 5:12pm

"What the hell?"

"What's the meaning of this?!?!?"

"Who is this?!?!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 5:13pm

"Oh that's just rich! You're going to repeat everything I say?!?! Just go sod off!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 5:13pm

"Why do I feel blinded all of a sudden, when all I'm doing is listening?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 5:15pm

"Oh that's just rich! You're going to repeat everything I say?!?! Just go sod off!"

Another one of him pops up in front of Wreck, looking like Gerald.

"Because you have nooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 5:17pm

"………………………………well, you've got me there."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 5:19pm

"Anyone care to bring me up to speed? For once I'd actually enjoy your company instead Shrek"

No…I didn't just…..


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 5:22pm

"I wish I could say the feeling was mutual."

He gestures to Gerald.

"I think I have a vague idea, but why don't you go ahead and introduce yourself?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 5:23pm

"Course I have! And now-" a bouquet of flowers appears in his hand. "Whoops! Wrong thing. Um… one sec, lemme have a look here…" He rolls up his sleeve - which is just his arm, revealing a bone beneath it - and starts fishing though his pockets, pulling out a time piece, a baby seal, a cannonball and… another one of himself.

This new one of himself hits the floor and bounces along, before standing up and tapping his foot once on the floor. The other Impossible Mans… men… something, bounce into him, merging into him.

"I apologise for that unruly display. I am here on exceedingly important business. You see, I have come heralding dire news…." He places a hand to his mouth and clears his throat loudly.

"A zero hour is coming! A time of infinite darkness, where the mightiest shall fall before the onslaught, and no light will be able to pierce the shadow that falls! All those who would combat the coming darkness would turn on each other in a civil war of heroes, a true inferno of anarchy!

He pauses, looking at the faces of the heroes.

"Seriously, I mean a real apocalytic age."

And again, and the blank faces.

"Introduce myself? Whaddya want from me? I don't have anything to introduce myself with. The People of Poppup have no names. We know who we are!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 5:29pm

"Somebodies been readin too many comic books. Sounds like poppy cock to me…"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 5:32pm

"Poppy cock?"

He pops away, reappearing nose to nose with Casey again, and hovering slightly so that he looks down on Casey.

"POPPY COCK?"

Tapping Casey on the head, he makes him disappear. With a clap of his hands, a stool on wheels appears as well as a full sized mirror in front of it. After another clap, Casey appears on the stool, and Impossible Man spins the stool, Casey disappearing from view in a puff of power. As soon as the power clears, Casey comes back into view… looking like a very unhappy clown, with blusher on his cheeks, powder and paint all over his face, a rainbow wig on his head, and a red clown nose over his real one.

"THAT'S POPPY COCK!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 5:34pm

"It's also a major improvement."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 5:38pm

I turn red with rage.

"Turn me back. NOW!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 5:42pm

"Oh, you want another colour?" A bucket of paint apears in his hands, and he throws it over Casey, covering him in red paint. "How's Wildfire red?"

Impy pops away again, reappearing in a meditative position in mid-air, eyes shut.

"I will send you on a great quest… and on this quest, you will earn great wisdom… and with this wisdome will come great power… and with power, money, and with money… huh." His eyes snap open. "That's not how it goes. Uhm…. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger. No wait, hold on… First you get the women, then you get the money, then you… no, I've lost it."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 5:43pm

I'm furious. The worst part is that he's here to see this.

You're….IMPOSSIBLE!!

Then I storm off to my room.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 5:48pm

Impy snaps his fingers and Casey finds himself back in the centre of the room, sitting on the floor.

"Geez, relax! Someone get this guy a thai stick!"

Another Impossible Man pops out of nowhere, waving his arm in the air.

"Ooh, ooh! I'm someone! I'm someone!" He pops a spliff into Casey's mouth and lights the end.

"Come on, now! Big one in!"

The main Impy turns to face everyone.

"So, back on track. I was just flitting around from universe to universe, popping things around with my nifty INFINITY GAUNTLET and I, uh… kinda messed a few up. So I thought, I wonder what my bestest buddies, pals of mine, compradres Cadmus and Wreck are doing! So I popped on over, and, well… here I am! So, arenthca gonna tell me who everyone is?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 5:50pm

"I'm Wreck. That's Jesse. This here is Prick."

He gestures to Casey.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 5:52pm

I choke on the "thai stick" he shoves into my mouth.

"<cough>I<cough>don't<cough>smoke!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 5:53pm

"Great to know!"

He pops in front of everyone, shaking their hands vigorously.

"I'm - well… the People of Poppup have no names. We know who we are! … but you can call me Impossible Man."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 5:53pm

"S'okay," he shrugs. "That's not a cigarette. It's weed."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 5:54pm

"Oh yeah, I never did get to thank you for pulling that demon out of my head. So…..thank you."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 5:55pm

"Nah, don't worry about it," he says, snapping his fingers. "That guy was nasty! Couldn't even tell a joke."

His eyes narrow as he looks at Wreck.

"You can tell a joke, right?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 5:56pm

"Impossible Man?….what an apt moniker…"

"I suppose anyone who could actually call themselves a friend of Wreck would have to be rather eccentric…to say the least…"

I take the fake nose off and toss it…and try to rub the paint off of my face.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 5:56pm

"Oh, yeah. No one finds them funny or anything, but that doesn't stop me from telling them."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 5:57pm

"I'm find it rather funny when you shoot yourself in the head…it's the coming back part that kills the joke…"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 6:00pm

"Good," he says with another snap of his fingers. "Gotta say, you guys all got real grumpy real quick. When was the last time I came to play? What, a few months ago? And you're already all 'ehh… ehh…'? Where's Cadmus, anyway?"

Another pot of paint appears and he kicks it over, spilling the purple paint all over the floor. A siren starts blaring.

"CLEAN UP, AISLE THREE!"

He waits there a moment, hands on his hips.

"Tsk. He should be here by now. You just can't hire good help anymore. Aaaaaaaaanyhoooooo… I figured, what better way to get all that gritty 'real-but-not-real-all-demonicyness' stuff cleared up, but a nice quest in some alternate universes? Plus, you could clear up my mess…. I've gotta give you kudos, though. That sourpuss, Nightmare, always got on my nerves. Imagine that!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 6:01pm

Jul 30, 2007, 5:57pm, Casey "Phase" Semple wrote:"I'm find it rather funny when you shoot yourself in the head…it's the coming back part that kills the joke…"

[This is why I love Casey.]


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:02pm

"And then he lost by handing over the one weapon that could beat him, in the hopes that it wouldn't immediately be turned around and beaten over his head. How generic supervillain can you get?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 6:05pm

"Yeah, I mean -" He reaches out a moment, closing his eyes, seemingly deep in though.

"Darn. He's not dead. He's not even hurt. He's just pissed off and disappointed. Guess you didn't beat him. Just annoyed him. Ah well, he never could take a joke. Or a wedgy, but that's besides the point. Hm…. What do guys think of Disneyland?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:06pm

"That's a win in my book. Um….we went there not too long ago. Then we kind of got lost looking for Pirates of the Caribbean, then I can't remember what happened after that."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 6:06pm

"So let me get this straight. You made some mess and you wan't us to clean it up for you? Not help you….but to do it ourselves?"

"And Disneyland's overrated…"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 6:08pm

"How'd you like to go again?" he asks Wreck before turning to face Casey.

"Well… yeah. I'd do it myself… but it's against the rules. I wasn't even really meant to be there in the first place. It's all very hush hush. And you can't say anything to anyone, or three face'll get mad!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:10pm

"Well, since I have no desire to be forced into spouting Trivial Pursuit questions for the next decade, I'm just gonna go ahead and say…..sure."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 6:12pm

"GREAT! Pack your bags, kids, we're goin' vacation time!"

Another Impy sprouts out.

"Ehh…. Where is everyone else, anyway?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 6:12pm

"That dreg does NOT speak for the entire team!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:14pm

"Sure I do. Jesse's gone silent, everyone else is missing and you aren't important enough to count."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 6:14pm

"Hm…" Impy pats Casey's cheek, and fixes his collar. "You know, you could use some sprucin' up. Maybe a little quirkiness…."

He claps his hands and pops off to behind Wreck again.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:17pm

"Quick, drag Blight back and stick him in Casey's head!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 6:17pm

"Leave the mansion Casey! Go go on the road Casey! You've done all you can do here Casey! When I get my hands on Iceman…."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 6:18pm

"Nope," Impy grins with a twinkle in his eye. "I've just done something worse…."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 6:19pm

"Stick who? Where? Listen here Drek…let me tell you something…………….I LOVE YOU! NO! WAIT! What I meant to say was that I REALLY LOVE YOU! No…that's not it at all. I mean I WANT YOU!"

I put both hands on my mouth.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:19pm

"I'm not sure how he could possibly get worse than he was already, but more power."

Wreck blinks.

"……I stand very, very corrected."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 6:20pm

"I've gotta go check up on James Earl Jones. Be back when Cadmus is here!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 6:23pm

I never realized how handsome Wreck is…..CASELAND!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?!? I'm thinking about how I'd love to…..STOP IT THIS VERY MOMENT!!! Oh come on..like you can't see what Kelly see's in him."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:25pm

"Casey, I always knew you were a closetcase. But I just don't swing that way. So please, back in the closet. Go go go."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star Girl" Lisa on Jul 30, 2007, 6:26pm

I make my way over to the room, still dressed in my Lion King pajamas having spent the last ten minutes trying to untangle myself from my bed covers after the bus jolted.

"Um… bus? Jolt? Why?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 6:27pm

"I'd love to get you in the closet RAWR!"

I wink and air paw at him.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:27pm

"Um…..remember the space alien that pulled Blight out of my head ages and ages ago? Yeah, he….came back."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star Girl" Lisa on Jul 30, 2007, 6:29pm

"The Impossible Man? Cool!"

Then I notice Casey winking and pawing at Wreck.

Nightmare doesn't scare me. Apocalypse doesn't scare me. Mr. Shaw doesn't scare me. Prometheus don't scare me.

This scares me.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 6:29pm

I get closer to Wreck.

He's playing hard to get…I love that. Or rather I love getting it hard…


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star Girl" Lisa on Jul 30, 2007, 6:30pm

[Oh, god, that last bit is mind scarring :P.]


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:30pm

"And Casey has decided he's in love with me. Make him stop."

Wreck takes two steps backward.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 6:33pm

Jul 30, 2007, 6:30pm, Kelly Alecia "Star Girl" Lisa wrote:[Oh, god, that last bit is mind scarring :P.]

«You asked for it…»


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 6:34pm

"Don't be silly Wreck. I'm not in love with you. I know full well it's only lust RAWR"

I air paw at him again.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star Girl" Lisa on Jul 30, 2007, 6:35pm

"Eep."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:36pm

"I think that about sums it up, yes."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 6:39pm

"Kelly would mind terribly if I borrowed Wreck for a few hours…no….days….yes days would be sufficient."

I blow a kiss to Wreck.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star Girl" Lisa on Jul 30, 2007, 6:40pm

I don't think there are words to describe this adequately.

"I'm very, very scared right now."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:42pm

"You? What about me? I don't even really like Casey as a human being, let alone this."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 6:44pm

"Oh don't be scared Kelly. I'll bring him back in one piece. Although I'd really like to see how far that healing thing goes.

Oh, but one thing Wreck…sexy devil or not…I'M PITCHING!"

air paw


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star Girl" Lisa on Jul 30, 2007, 6:47pm

"Don't me mean. Casey's nice, but this… this is scary."

Of course, that's before what he said next.

"I don't think I've been this terrified in my life. I'm… I'm going now… bye…."

I dash out the way I came in.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:48pm

"Yeah, I'm…..yeah."

Wreck teleports away to parts unknown.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 6:52pm

Impy pops back in, holding Kee'an up by the collar.

"Huh? Where'd shades go?"

He turns to Casey with a sigh.

"You scared him off, didn'tcha? Shouldn't've come on so strong. Alright, alright, you can cut it out now…. AND SHADES! GET BACK HERE!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 6:54pm

"Cut what out now?"

"What are you talking about? Wait….did what I just "dreamed" happened…actually happen?!?!?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 6:56pm

"Dream? Eh… if it was a dream, you'd probably've lost that goofy hairdo. Now that I think of it… let me do something about that!"

A pair of scissors appear in his hands, and he 'advances' on Casey.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 30, 2007, 6:58pm

Wreck reappears, sitting balanced on top of one of the seats.

"Yeah, I'm not coming down until Loverboy decides to keep it in his pants."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 6:59pm

"Oh, I already fixed that. Help me give him a haircut!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 7:00pm

"Oh. I forgot!"

He drops the still seeping Kee'an, and Kee'an pops away back to his room.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Lisa "Nephy" Nephrahim on Jul 30, 2007, 7:03pm

« Who what? Was this the topic I was suposed to post in? »


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 30, 2007, 7:06pm

"Stay away from me!"

I can't even look in Wreck's direction….

«Also, I'm off for a bit…I may be back later though.»


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 7:06pm

[Nope. I was about to do it in this topic and send you a PM to get over here, when I realised that's what the other topic's for, and that I couldn't stay on long enough to do that.]


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 30, 2007, 7:08pm

[I'm off to bed, too :P. The mission doesn't start until Wednesday, so I'll finish this up tomorrow - any Hellion can come in and just… yeah. Do whatever, really, until I come back. Not Random Week whatever, though. Obviously :).]


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 9:43am

"It just takes a few snips…" Impy cackles maniacally.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 10:24am

"Gack! I forgot someone!"

Impy raises his arms and a wizard's hat appears on his head.

"Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me!"

In a puff of smoke, Jay appears on the floor, a bowl of porridge on his head.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 10:31am

"Well, you called for beluga and ended up with pond scum. Keep practicing and I'm sure you'll get there with time."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 10:33am

"Nope! Got the right guy, I'm sure!" he nods emphatically. "James "Ixnay" Livingston roman numerals three!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 10:37am

"Oh. Can I shoot him then?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 10:39am

"NO! He's got to play the game!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 10:51am

"Does the game involve shooting him?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 2:19pm

"Nope! The game involves you all going to Disneyland and the worlds I messed up, and then fixing them all! Gotta go for now - until then, mingle! Um… no kneecapping the preppy, though. I need him in one piece! Preppy, if he starts shooting at you, just yell!"

He pops away again for the moment.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Jul 31, 2007, 2:28pm

I walk in, see Jay with porrigde on his head and immediately regret walking in.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 2:30pm

"Hey! Cadmus! Buddy, guy, pal o’ mine!"

Something kicks him hard from behind, and Alexander falls to his knees, a bowl full of soapy water appearing in front of him, as well as a sponge.

"You missed a spot!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Jul 31, 2007, 2:34pm

Oh hell no.

I get up and try to barrel my way the hell out of the room. Didn'thappendidn'thappendidn'thappen…


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 2:36pm

Giant thousand ton slabs appear in front of all of the exits.

"Now… sing! … but no ‘aaa-aaa-aaah’ –ing, unless you can do it without screeching! ‘Go the Distance’ works well, if you think about it all, but if you wanna try something else, just belt it out!"

Another Impossible Man splits off from the original, slapping him around the head.

"He’s doing it again, isn’t he?" he asks before looking at Alexander. "Hey, you’re the right height! Why’re the rest of these guys such shrimps? Anyhoooo… your quest. Heroes. Hero, hero, hero quest. No demons an’ stuff. At least, I don’t think there are. I forget. But, yeah. Got a nice little mission for you guys lined up, away from all the gritty hyper-non-realism thing you guys got going on here. You’ll like it! It’s the greatest adventure in life! All you gotta do is pack your bags. And you might wanna get some gas masks!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Jul 31, 2007, 2:46pm

"I'm sorry I didn't catch that, try saying without the INSANITY! Little busy." I say while futilely pushing at the slab and hoping that I'll wake up soon.

Please let this be Nightmare messing with me. Please…


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 2:49pm

"Crazy?"

A dozen Impossible Men pop up around Alexander.

"Crazy?"

They all pop away, leaving only the original.

"Maybe you’re crazy! Did you think of that? Didja? Huh? Huh? Didja? MAD AS A HATTER, YOU ARE!"

He sighs and collapses back onto a sofa that pops into place.

"You’re going to go save little kittens. Or, uh… large kittens. Very large."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Jul 31, 2007, 3:03pm

I pound the slab a few last times before giving up at it. Damn.

"If you have to exist you could, at the very least, make sense."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 3:04pm

"Hey! I am making sense! I KILLED DISNEY!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 3:14pm

"Disney's not dead. He's cryogenically frozen. Closest you could say is that he's in a coma."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 3:15pm

"Oh, who cares about him? I killed the only thing Disney related that people really care about!" he shouts hysterically.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Jul 31, 2007, 3:16pm

I proceed to bang my head against the slab. Multiple times.

"Clarify on the kittens. The large kittens."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 3:16pm

"Nightmare Before Christmas?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 3:21pm

He stops talking and stares at Wreck, his hands sliding down his face and stretching it out.

"Did I go to Nightmare Before Christmas? I don't think I did…."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 3:28pm

"…..I think I'm catching on. You've wandered around to various Disney lands, and now we're going to have to fix the damage by wielding giant keys and wearing oversized clown shoes."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Jul 31, 2007, 3:31pm

"What?" I say to Wreck?

«Also, I'm heading out.»


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 3:31pm

"Giant keys and oversized clown shoes? No, that's stupid. You've got the first bit, though! I kinda wrecked them. And if I try to fix them, six-eyes'll notice! And you don't wanna see him pissed off! So…."

He claps his hands together, and a giant top hat falls from the sky, engulfing Wreck.

"You guys are gonna do it for me!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 31, 2007, 4:28pm

I sigh. Still unable to look at Wreck.

"How about the direct approach and you just come out with it?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 4:29pm

"Do you really want to be finishing your sentences with 'come out'?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 4:31pm

"I am being straight! It’s not my fault your goofy hairdo makes you so dense! I screwed up a couple of worlds, and you’re gonna fix ‘em! Things aren’t going to right way, and the worlds are gonna crumble in on themselves if the stories don’t end right! Or… as close as can be!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 4:33pm

Jul 31, 2007, 4:29pm, Wreck wrote:"Do you really want to be finishing your sentences with 'come out'?"

[:D. Ah, Heaty's going to hate me forever.]


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 31, 2007, 4:52pm

I briefly think about liquifying Wreck where he stands.

After all…he'd regenerate…..right? No, better to ignore him.

"What worlds? Right what wrongs? And what the bloody hell does Disneyland have to do with anything?!?!?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 4:53pm

"Disneyland's where it all starts! Just take a hop from the Pirates of Carribean, and you tumble down, down, down into the land of magic! DISNEY MAGIC!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 31, 2007, 4:57pm

I cover my face in my hand.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 4:58pm

"That'd work, but we always seem to have problems finding Pirates of the Caribbean. Even though I'm pretty sure it's located on a big honking river."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 5:01pm

"Pfft. Don't worry about that. I know the way!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 31, 2007, 5:09pm

"Famous last words…."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 5:10pm

"No, my last words are gonna be 'FOR THE ALAMO'!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 31, 2007, 5:19pm

"Yes…because that's MUCH better…."

"Were you by any chance a scout for Custer?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 5:21pm

"No, but I taught him everything he knew!" He snaps his fingers and the slabs blocking the exits off disappear.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 5:30pm

"Your last words were almost 'I'm pitching'. Stop complaining."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star Girl" Lisa on Jul 31, 2007, 5:33pm

I open the door a crack, and pop my head through it.

"Has the creepiness stopped yet?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 5:36pm

"Well, we've progressed from Casey being gay for me to heading off to rescue Timon and Pumba from the hyenas. So…..maybe."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Casey "Phase" Semple on Jul 31, 2007, 5:39pm

"And it was probably the highlight of your day…"

"No Offense, Kelly"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 5:40pm

"YOU WILL ALL STEM THE TIDE OF THE COMING DARKNESS! FOR, WITHOUT DISNEY ANIMATED MOVIES, ALL WILL BE LOST! CHILDREN WILL GROW UP EMO AND MASOCHISTIC! TEACHERS WILL BE EVEN MORE JADED! PARENTS WILL SHOW THEM PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN TWO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN TWO! SPARE THEM THIS MISERABLE FATE! THE POWER OF IMP COMPELS YOU TO!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star Girl" Lisa on Jul 31, 2007, 5:43pm

"Wait, we're going to Disneyland? I love Disneyland!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 5:43pm

"Hey, I liked Pirates 2. Even if the ending was total to be continued trash."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 5:45pm

"Blasphemer! BLASPHEMER! BLASPHEMER!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 5:47pm

"So anyway, I'm pretty sure we actually ARE going to Disneyland. That is….the cartoons themselves. Apparently Impy here broke them. Or….something….?"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 5:51pm

"Hey, don't blame me! All I was doing was flicking the cosmic channels with my Easy-play-cosmic-remote!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 5:55pm

"I have alternate universe brother clone monsters that try to blow up the universe when I'm not paying attention. I'm no one to judge."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 5:58pm

"Hey! Alternate universe clone brothers have feelings too!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Wreck on Jul 31, 2007, 6:04pm

"Yes. Yes they do."

Wreck looks oddly sad for a moment. But shakes it off very quickly.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Jul 31, 2007, 6:10pm

"A toast to alternate universe clone brothers, then!"

A pair of cheesy sunglasses appear on his head, and a can of red bull in his hand.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Ixnay on Jul 31, 2007, 10:53pm

Jay

Wiping the porridge off my head. What is porridge, really, anyway? And why is it here? And why am I here?

Then I see her. Obviously, I'm here to win back Kelly.

"Oh, I'm all for drinking to alternate universe clone brothers…or really anything. You don't happen to have more of that tasty non-alcoholic drink, do you?"

I hope the answer is "No, but I've got a gallon of gin."


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Aug 2, 2007, 6:06pm

"No, but I've got lots and lots of pepper spray! Oh, I forgot… humans can't drink pepper spray. Well, that sucks. I've got pureed soylent green and ale! Take your pick!"


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Aug 2, 2007, 8:45pm

"But…Soylent Green is people!"

I hate this green guy ALREADY.


Re: The King Has Returned [Pre-Mission #20]
Post by Meisha "Muse" Aisha on Aug 3, 2007, 5:20am

"It is?"

He pulls out a can and downs it quickly.

"Hm… oh. You'd think they'd put that on the label…."


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