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New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by K'lar on May 8, 2007, 2:05am

«This is pretty much going to be an ongoing story go round. After the start up post, feel free to take it wherever you want to go. It's going to be pretty open format, so just have fun with it.

A few rules:

1) Keep your posts fairly short.

2) "Play the ball where it lies" If I say, "Mike got hit in the head with a rock," you next post shouldn't be, "The rock missed." BUT, it could be, "The rock didn't hurt him because the rock was made of rubber"

3) Have fun with this. It is Mike telling a story to a 3 month old. Don't take it seriously. Mike has the attention span of a 3 year old, so if you are tired of "pirates" feel free to jump tracks to something else entirely

4) Don't be outright nasty or insulting to another active player or active player's character unless you know they will be cool with it. I don't want any fights to break out here. That said, feel free to do whatever you want with any of my characters. And as always, Incubus is fair game

5) If you want to do the next part, post dibs just so two people don't try writing at once»


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by K'lar on May 8, 2007, 2:06am

NOTE - This story takes place during Mike's last visit to Earth a few issues ago, not during the Phalanx invasion.

When Nic had brought Mike to Earth, he had planned to avoid the mansion entirely. But, Lex had asked him to come by to see the baby, and Mike had no choice but to drop in for a quick visit. Unfortunately, a quick in and out visit was not in the cards…

Jubilee handed Mike the baby and said, "Watch her so I can shower!" She was gone before Mike could get a word in edge wise.

Mike held this chubby, wide eyed baby awkwardly for a few minutes, "Hey! How are you doing?"

The baby stared at him for a few seconds, and began to scream.

Mike muttered, "Shit, shit, shit. Don't curse around the baby, you moron!" A brilliant idea came to Mike, stolen off course from the ever babilicious Kitty Pryde, "Hey, kid! If you shut up, I'll tell you a story."

Amazingly enough, Alexia quieted down. Mike thought about it a second, "You're a little young for The Stand, right? Hmm…how about I tell you the story of how the New Mutants were formed?"

Alexia continued to stare at him, so Mike began his story…


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by Pester on May 8, 2007, 2:10am

«This have an official start time?»


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by K'lar on May 8, 2007, 2:10am

«Yep. five minutes ago This is pretty open format, no mod needed, etc.»


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by Pester on May 8, 2007, 2:20am

Mike starts off by prefacing his story, "In a time of ancient kings and wicked Warlords, when the land cried out for a hero, only one man could stand up for justice. His name was, Professor Xavier. Except any standing he did was metaphorical, considering his lower regions had long since rotted away. Uh, don't tell your mom I gave you that mental image. Anyway…" Fade into the image of Professor Xavier projecting a mental image of his enormous, translucent head into the Wreck room. Near him stands Beast. The head speaks:

"Hank, the X-Men are in grave danger! Apocalypse has awoken from his thousand year slumber!"

Beast stammers and stutters to a stunning realization. "Aye aye aye aye aye! Professor, if we don't do something the world will be doomed!"

"That's right Beast. It's time to recruit an indeterminate number of teenagers with attitude. I will put out the invitation on the local message board, and you shall get ready to accept their requests within a number of days!"


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by K'lar on May 8, 2007, 2:28am

A young mage with bunny ears was the first to answer the call. He was someone that you could really call a hero. Tall, dark, easy on the eyes…at least that is what your father always says. He called himself Dillation, but we all just called him Dil….at least to his face. Behind his back, it was usually something like "Wait…is Curt, Greg, or Dil the one who time travels?"

Dil would end up leading this brave new band of super teens! Yeah, we don't know how that happened either…


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by Daniel "Incendiary" O'Conner on May 8, 2007, 2:31am

Soon after that, lots of others(I don't know how many…)answered the call. Thus the team was assembled.

They decided to test their strength against a petty criminal.
Anthony Ferrante, who went by the name Polarity, looked and smelt like a homeless troll. He had an even dirtier sidekick named William Weaver, or Wraithling. These two gave the New Mutants some trouble, but eventually fell.


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by K'lar on May 8, 2007, 2:43am

Eventually, Xavier summoned forth this overgrown group of heroes and said, "Heed my words, my young charges. I have gathered you here because…well…honestly, I don't know why exactly. We have plenty of X-Men, X-Force, X-Factor, X-Caliburs, X-Teams of all shapes and sizes. But despite all this, I also decided that I needed all of you. The more of you, the more toys and comics I can sell with your likenesses on it. That is why you will each be required to switch costumes at least twice a month. And low cut outfits for all the women. Even the ones who will look terrible in them. Don't worry, that is what inking is for."

"A grave threat faces us all….a threat called…"

DUM DUM DUM

"Apocalypse."


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by Daniel "Incendiary" O'Conner on May 8, 2007, 2:56am

The group of young mutants gasped in unison, their numbers now tripled. They set off to face this so-called grave threat, only to find…

…A tall blue figure know as Pooky. He prove to be a more than worthy opponent for them, easily pushing them back….


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star" Lisa on May 8, 2007, 3:55am

But all was not lost! As they were being driven back, Incubus saved the day, pushing the big red button marked "DO NOT TOUCH" … with his face when he fell face first onto it.

A large, orange shiny voice ran through the speakers of the celestial Ship that served as the stage of this epic, glorious battle.

"Noooo! This cannot be! I cannot be defeated! I am Apocalypse! Something with shores and waves and being eternal and I am better than you even though I can't even beat a group of kids and survival of the fittest, blah, blah, ramble ramble!"

When his less than invincible luminscence finally teleported himself out, the New Mutants realised that they were slightly screwed. Stuck on a celestial vessel far beyond the ken of mortal man… and what's more, one that was about to explode.

So they did the only thing they could. Headbutted the walls repeatedly while screaming like headless chicken. It became slightly literal when Incubus headbutted the wall to hard, making his burst open like a melon.

A new threat descended upon the New Mutants… the fearsome might of the wrath of the fury of the rage of the something something something of the zombie Incubus!


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by Daniel "Incendiary" O'Conner on May 8, 2007, 4:00am

"I will eet u guyz!" Incubus blabbed, brains falling out(I didn't tell you that part…). Roxie and Marisol shrieked as he stumbled towards the group of young mutants, tongue hanging out.

But then…their savior pushed in front and challenged Incubus to MORTAL KOMBATTT!


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star" Lisa on May 8, 2007, 4:13am

It was none other than… Kltpzyxm! He- Oh, god damn it.

*Pop!*


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by K'lar on May 8, 2007, 9:34am

Back in the real world, Jubilee came back in the room, "You two having fun?" Jubilee was amazed by Alexia staring at Mike with great curiousity.

Mike nodded, "Yeah! I'm telling her the story of the New Mutants."

Jubilee looks at him, "Uhm…all of it?"

Mike shrugged, "What I remember of it…I wasn't here from the beginning…"

Jubilee said, "Make sure you skip…THAT PART!"

Mike looked at her with curiousity, "Which part?"

Jubilee frowned, "You know which part?"

Mike nodded, "Gotcha. I won't tell her about that."

Jubilee walked out of the room. Mike got a wide grin on his face, "Another time, during a training mission, we ended up dropping…"


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by Pester on May 8, 2007, 10:31am

"…A ten ton collection of sentient beanie babies on that nice lady's head! But it was alright, because she was getting ready to transform into the vicious, villanous, vivacious, valerious, VERMIN! FIFTH HORSEMAN OF APOCALYPSE!"


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star" Lisa on May 8, 2007, 8:23pm

"All was saved, however, when I set my trusty rat-trap! Vermin couldn't resist the lure of freshly irradiated cheese, and so he took the bait and ate it, exploding into a spiralling rainbow of fifteen-hundred quarks and quirks! Or is it quirks and quarks…? I'm not quite sure."


Re: New Mutants 125B - Mike's Fairy Tale
Post by Pester on May 8, 2007, 8:27pm

«Ah. Looks like I killed it this time.»

"Good thing we had all that cheese, or it never would have held her long enough for Greg to drop the Beanie babies on her!"

"Luckily, the beanie babies were able to hold her in place for awhile so the rest of us could seek out the cure for Apocalypse's villainous transformation process. We traveled for days and weeks before we could find the one man, the only being in existence who was smart enough, who was strong enough, who was rude enough to be the master of mystic arts. That's right, you guessed it, the master of mystic arts…

"Bizarro Doctor Strange!"


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