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New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 10:17am

Title was too long for the top: And now for something completely different…

All right, getting ready to start up new mission. Oddly enough, this mission does not involve any gathering or whatever. Just post if you are around, where you are in the mansion, and what you are doing. If you have two characters, just pick one. This is going to get wild enough without trying to focus on two characters at once per player The mission was designed with New Mutants in mind, but Hellions can be involved too.

Action will pretty much start around 12, although I have a press conference at 10:30, so I might be a few minutes late depending.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 10:19am

Rapt is wandering the halls, a bowl of cereal in one hand, and is looking for the library without asking anyone.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 10:20am

Joe's chilling in the kitchen, eating some pie.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Ferrante on Feb 7, 2007, 10:21am

Polarity was in the bathroom, brushing his teeth and humming the Indiana Jones theme.

« How long do missions last? If I'm not available much today, is there a point to me even starting?

Friday? Awesome. Thanks. And nice quote Cheshire.

Anthony's a Hellion, yeah. »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 10:23am

«Missions vary. This one will probably lasy until Friday»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 10:24am

[Mission typically go from 9 to 5, with 3ish being the peak time. If you miss part of it, it's no big deal. Though…isn't Anthony a Hellion? My memory's a little fuzzy, I apologize.]


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 10:24am

Reflex is just getting out of the shower and sitting in his room listening to Southernplayalisticcadillacfunkymuzik (possibly the greatest album of all time).


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 10:24am

«It's open to both NM and Hellions. It honestly didn't matter this time »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 10:24am

Amelia is in her room, sketching Chi and Stilt Man.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 10:25am

Marisol would most likely be in her room. It's possible she's making out with Zephyr or something, depending on whether Lasty would like him to be there or not…

«Clarice is technically still at the Mansion… but it's best to ignore that for this.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 10:25am

Zephyr is hanging with Marisol…wherever she happens to be at the moment.

[Gotta get to class, be back in an hour or two.]


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 10:26am

Nephy is in her room, not-quite sleeping on her not-quite bed.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 10:27am

Pester is currently in the lab. Beast made him wash all the labcoats when he caught Pester trying to hotwire the mansion and turn it into a giant mech.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 10:30am

Wreck in his room, making rude faces at his closet.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 10:33am

«One character or the other, born.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 10:35am

«All righty. I distinctly remember reading this rule, my mind just didn't acknowledge it. »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 10:37am

«Okay, check your pms.

Right now, I have

Heatwave
Rapt
Outburst
Polarity
Reflex
Heaven
Zephyr
Solidity
Lifebeat
Pester
Wreck

Set up for this mission.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 10:40am

«BTW, I apologize about bad grammar and gender identification in the PM's. I created a generic list yesterday, just to send to everyone one at a time»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star" Lisa on Feb 7, 2007, 10:43am

In with both, if possible.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 10:44am

He's just said it isn't twice.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Dhaara "Naga" Falodiya on Feb 7, 2007, 10:45am

Griffin is sitting on the grounds, trying to read a book with only half the necessary attention.

«Won't be able to post much until after 3:00»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 10:46am

«Trust me, it won't work if you play as two characters. Things will be confusing enough »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 10:51am

«Was running low on quirks, but I just came up with about five more»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 11:00am

ROFL at mine. Blackmore, you're a funny guy…..that's why I'm going to kill you last. </Ahnold>


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 11:01am

«So, can we start acting in character, or is it better to wait until noon?»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 11:04am

«This is the second reference to Commando in 24 hours.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 11:05am

«*hopes fervently that he fights a bad guy next to some steam pipes*»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 11:06am

«Wait until noon. The "event" has not happened yet to trigger these events»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Kelly Alecia "Star" Lisa on Feb 7, 2007, 11:07am

Well, I apologise for not having looked yet. Geez. Sephula.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 11:18am

Alexander is in the Hellion's Recreational Room, looking for day time television that doesn't suck.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 11:19am

[*hugs Sephula* ^_^]


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 11:25am

Feb 7, 2007, 11:04am, Marisol "Solidity" Morales wrote:«This is the second reference to Commando in 24 hours.»

«That's because Commando RAWCKS. Well except for having Rae Dawn Chong in it…but other than that it RAWCKS. Pre-pubescent Alyssa Milano……YUMMMMMM.

BTW, what was the other reference?»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Ferrante on Feb 7, 2007, 11:27am

« heat's a crazy pedo. »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 11:27am

«"Let off some steam."»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 11:29am

Feb 7, 2007, 11:27am, Ferrante wrote:« heat's a crazy pedo. »

No, I'm quite turned off by feet.

BA ZING!!!!!


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 11:36am

«Actually…on the "pedo" topic. Anyone watch the recent Dateline stories? All involving Internet Predators? At least one every episode mentions seeing the show and thinking it's a set-up before getting caught in the same scheme….»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 11:52am

«That's probably because they know damn well that they're child molesters, and child molesters go well with hidden camera shows. The best thing is they all run like either girls, or gorrilas.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 12:00pm

Torrance is sitting in her room, painting her mural of Lovecraftian horror.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 12:27pm

«all right, my meeting is over. Going to get some work done, but I'll be back and ready to go at Noon. Rest well my little New Mutants (and Hellions)…all hell is about to break loose and you are in center stage.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 12:30pm

«Ok gang, FYI, I've got to go play lab monkey for a bit at 12:15EST, and then I've got a job interview immediately afterwards. I should be back fairly quickly (Job in tow!)»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 12:34pm

«Good luck, Amy! Hopefully there will be some board for you to return to »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 12:36pm

«Aw, very unlucky for me… »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 12:38pm

«Don't worry…we have things under control here at NM central. Hey, what happened to all the fan fic???»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 12:40pm

«What do you mean? And I was talking about her having to leave… Torment would be the best choice, if you catch my drift…»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 12:41pm

«LOL! I hadn't even considered that. Really good point!»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 12:58pm

Sephula's sleeping in the laboratory after working in there all night.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:00pm

Rapt puts down his bowl on a random table in the hallway, and turns around, and heads for stairs to the basement!


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:01pm

«Okay, here we go.»

Xavier sends up a message for students to join him the front office. It is not mandatory, but still quite a few of them show up. Including:

Heatwave
Rapt
Outburst
Polarity
Reflex
Heaven
Zephyr
Solidity
Lifebeat!
Pester
Wreck
Sephula
Nevermore
Cadmus
Torment

(any one else who wants to show, just let me know so I can send you your quirk…and jump right in).

After the group has gathered, Xavier starts to speak. Oddly enough, he's slurring his words, "Greetings my children. You're all looking…whatever…today." Xavier rolls from one side of the room to the other, "WEEEEEE…."

He looks sharply at his students, "WHO LAUGHED? NONE OF YOU? This place needs much less discipline. You have all gotten so grim and gritty. And frankly, it's killing my buzz…man." Xavier wheelies in a short circle, "I bet if things got happier around here…why, I could even climb right out of this wheelchair and do a little dance.."

And in fact, he does…and it looks like this. Xavier slumps back in his chair and watches his students for reactions.

«what makes this scene even better for me is pictured Patrick Stewart doing it»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 1:04pm

Joe looks nervously from side to side at his teammates, confused at what's happening, and then looks nervously at the clock in the room.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 1:05pm

I laugh nervously.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 1:05pm

Marisol stared at Xavier with a more or less dumbfounded look.
"Professor," she asked with a raised eyebrow, "You can walk?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 1:05pm

I look at the Professor shrewdly, one more strange action away from scanning him.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 1:06pm

Nephy looks down at her feet and asks them:

"What's wrong with the professor?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:06pm

Rapt just…edges towards the door, glancing around.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 1:07pm

«And seriously…what the hell did I just watch?»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:07pm

The Professor looks at them, "What's wrong with me? What's wrong with all of you? So damn serious. I know how to fix that!" Professor snaps his fingers. All of you start to feel…a little strange.

"Now…we need something to do. Some kind of threat. Any suggestions?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:08pm

«Something Patrick Stewart did on the set of TNG one day, and they filmed it. It was just something fun I had seen a long time ago»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 1:09pm

Marisol tried to ignore the slight dizziness.
"Maybe… we should go to the infirmary and help you lie down?"

«Picard is superior to all other Trek captains.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:09pm

((I had heard it was a tribute to Gene Roddenberry for his birthday, or some such thing ))


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 1:09pm

Joe looks from Marisol to the Professor. "Yeah, that don't sound like a bad idea. C'mon Professor…why don't we go down to the hospital place?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 1:09pm

"By the great arts, what have you done Professor!?!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:10pm

"Bah…and humbug I say! I am fine Marisol. Never better in fact."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 1:10pm

"Wow. The Prof has got some nice moves. And I wonder….does he work out?" I think to myself


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 1:12pm

Joe looks down at his watch. "C'mon Professor…there's something ain't right. I mean, you're in a wheel chair, and I even I know that means you can't walk."

«Nice Christmas Carol reference, by the way.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:12pm

"Uh…I have to agree. People that can't walk…don't dance normally.

…Unless this was all an act to get a better parking spot."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:13pm

As amusing as all this is, I've never been the concerned type, so I stand next to Marisol and watch on, giggling to myself. Still, though…I feel really…weird. "Why do I feel the sudden need to strike up a conversation with a fish?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 1:13pm

"Am I the only one who wasn't put off by that display? In fact…I kinda liked it….."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:16pm

Xavier starts doing a little drumroll on his wheelchair, "Ladies, and Gentlemutants, children of all ages….I proudly present to you…the one…the only….."

A loud pop of light in the middle of the room followed by…oh crap…not him…

IMPOSSIBLE MAN!! He floats in the air munching on a packet of Jiffy Pop, "Hmmm…that is good herald…" "So, this is the X-Men….you're a lot shorter than I thought you would be…" Impossible Man floats over and looks really carefully at each of them…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:16pm

"Well, he's not bad, Curt, but he'll need a lot more practice before he can STOMP THE YARD." Huh. Okay. That was a weird thought. And here comes another. "Did you guys know that, with seahorses, it's the males that become pregnant?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:16pm

"…Well…I'll admit I don't know him as well as all you do…

…Does he normally do this?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 1:17pm

"Yes… well it was nice."

Nephy quickly puts her ear next to Joe's Shoes.

"I.. Think we should all be happy for the professor."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:18pm

Hm. Well, this is a little new.

"The…Impossible Man?" I look back towards the others, trying to get some sense of this.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:18pm

"…I didn't know he could make illusions too."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 1:18pm

Impossible Man's arrival successfully expounded on all of Marisol's worries. She got into a slightly crouched position and carefully raised her fists.
"Who are you?" she asked the green man emphatically, looking around with concern at the same time.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 1:19pm

"Hey! Who're you? I ain't got the time to be messin with no green guy, so why don't you just scram!" Joe looks down at Nephy. "Are…my shoes making noise?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 1:19pm

«I was the first to name him in the topic .»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:20pm

"So I have been following you guys for months now. Brilliant stuff. Robotic Demon bears? Shooting holes in Wolverine? I've been dying to see a show like that for years." But lately, things have just gotten so dark around here…my colleague, Impossible Man…uhm..your Impossible Man that is…asked me to POP on in and cheer you all up. He would do it, but he's got an appointment in Metropolis.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:21pm

"Wait…so…what are you, like an alien? How do you get to call yourself Impossible Man if you're not actually a man? And how come your font keeps changing colors?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:21pm

"…Riiiiiiight."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 1:23pm

Marisol looked at Zephyr in bewilderment.
"What font?" she carefully asked.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 1:23pm

"Hmm? You can't hear it?"

Nephy looks horrified at Joe. She quickly unties his shoelaces and holds them next to her ear.

"Don't worry, I can hear you better now. Hm? Yes. Oh, yes."

She turns toward the Impossible man

"Peace to you, impossible man"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:23pm

"Besides! I have a lot more power than that goofball…"

A narration like voice booms out over the room, BEHOLD…THE INFINITY GAUNTLET!!!!

Impossible Man shows it off for a short second before it vanishes. "Pretty cool? Right? I stole this from a What If… All right, back to the business at hand…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 1:24pm

« Wow, I just figured out whats going on. Neat. »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:24pm

"Business?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:24pm

"Huh?" I look back at Marisol, shrugging. "Um…I'll be right back. I need to take a bath right quick. Yeah."

I rush out the room, heading towards the bathroom and running faster as I go. Need water, need water, need water…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 1:25pm

Joe, still looking at Nephy whispers "What are you doing?" He checks the time again. "Look, mister, why'd you come here? Y'know, some of us had things to do today, y'know."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 1:26pm

"Zephyr!"

Marisol really wanted to bolt after him. She was starting to panic from the happenings.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:26pm

«LOL! I love the font comment.»

"I don't call myself Impossible Man. Poppups know who we are. We don't need names. But, you guys seemed to need some help on this planet, thus, IMPOSSIBLE MAN IT IS!"

In the background, Xavier is staring at the walls saying, "The colors man…it's the colors…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 1:26pm

«Not him… anyone but him… And I thought you didn't hate us enough to give us Mad Jim - then you give us this guy! I didn't know you hated us this much, Bm .»

I raised an eyebrow at him.

"But Ms. Rogue said… what? Wait - what are you? You're not right."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:27pm

Feb 7, 2007, 1:24pm, Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim wrote:« Wow, I just figured out whats going on. Neat. »

«LOL! You're doing better than me, and I am running this »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 1:27pm

I quiver in fear of the Infinity Gauntlet.

"Put that thing away! It's scary!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 1:27pm

It took a while for Sephula's words to reach Marisol, and even longer for her to understand them. Something in her head clicked. For a moment, she stared ahead without reacting. Then she started snickering quietly.

Suddenly, it was a lot harder to pay attention to her surroundings. She tried to hide her face behind her hands, but she couldn't hide her amusement. She didn't like this - it was very unbecoming and brought too much attention on herself. But at the same time… it was too funny not to laugh! Her giggling got a bit louder.

«*sigh* Not my first choice.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:28pm

"…Right…I need to go do some things …keep him here until I get back"

With that, Rapt turns, and vanishes into the halls.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 1:28pm

All the confusion and fear and stress in the room starts getting to Joe. He isn't glowing…yet. But he can feel it starting to build up inside of him.

"Amelia, what's going on?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 1:28pm

I look down at myself in horror.

"I must change! Now! What was I thinking?"

I run upstairs.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 1:29pm

"But Ms. Rogue said… stop doing that! You're an abberation."

«So what, we make him say his name backwards?»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:30pm

"Yeah, I've heard that I am not right quite a few times…but that's okay! All right, so you guys are superheroes right? You need some kind of superheroic quest. AH HA! I've got it!!"

Impossible Man vanishes. A second later, he reappears with Rogue and Emma Frost…both dressed in clown outfits. "All right, here's the deal. You guys are going to help me have a good time. Or else, your teachers will be DESTROYED…or moved to Veritigo books and forced to curse and wear pleather…something horrible.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 1:30pm

"Hmm? I should what? Yes, yes."

Nephy was still talking to the shoelace. Quickly she ran over to Ameila and pulled hers off, and held it with her other hand in her other ear.

"Yes, but wait, he said… What, no, that's not what I mean…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:30pm

I come back down the stairs and pass Amelia, drying off my face as I go - didn't take a bath so much as I dunked my head in a sink full of water. Felt good.

The firs thing that sticks out to me - besides the little green man - is Marisol. Giggling. A lot. Quite odd. "Marisol…you alright?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 1:30pm

«I can't help but wonder if my having been awake for 47 hours is going to be a detrement in understanding this mission or a strength»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 1:32pm

"But Rogue said-" I started, and then looked at Impossible Man, very aggravated. "- Fine. I guess we have to play your games. Not that being moved to Vertigo books is a bad fate. I think only Animal Man was better in mainstream."

I paused and looked confused.

"What…? Never mind…. so what's your game, pet?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 1:32pm

Joe looks at his teachers in clown outfits. And also at the time about 12…well…times in between.

"Okay, fine, what do we do so's that you have a good time? We're wasting time here, c'mon, let's pick it up!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 1:32pm

Marisol had moved on to full-blown laughter now. Trying to contain it was actually painful, in a good sort of way. She barely registered Zephyr's return.
"Hehe… I'm fine. Why am I fine?"
She descended into another fit of giggles.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:32pm

«My money would be that it will be a strength »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:34pm

*Krzzzzak*

The lights…and any other screens…just turn off.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:35pm

IMpossible Man seems surprised, as all the power goes out in the mansion, "I did not do that! Promise!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 1:35pm

"Let them go you… What?"

Nephy quickly tilted her head to her right.

"What? Okay… Um.. Yes, you need to let them go now!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 1:35pm

I run back downstairs, wearing a plain white T-shirt obviously too big for me, but otherwise dressed exactly the same.

And I cringe from the Infinity Gauntlet.

"Honestly, can you please put that away? It's…horrible."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:36pm

Rapt returns, catching his breath, the sledgehammer from Stryker's farm now in hand!


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:37pm

I am confused.

Between the lights going off, my sudden desire to know innermost feeling of a hermit crab, and Marisol's giggling, it's becoming very apparent that the world has gone insane. I get close to Marisol in the darkness and try to get a better look of things.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 1:38pm

«ARGH! Unfortunately, I have to do something. Be back in an hour, hopefully….»

Impossible Man looks distracted for a moment, "Be right back…"

He vanishes with Emma and Rogue. Outside, a loud commotion is heard. Someone goes to the window and sees a large army of pitchfork wielding Poppops rushing the place.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 1:38pm

"Does it really matter?", Wreck asks irritatedly. "All that REALLY matters is what Russian novel embracing more than 500 characters was set during the Napoleonic Wars."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 1:38pm

Joe is distraught after the lights go out. How would he know how much time has passed?


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 1:41pm

"I hear you but I can't see you. I'm trying, but it's too dark. No, I am not lazy! I'm sorry! But… Yes, I'll keep trying."

Nephy gets on her hands and feet and begins crawling around the room.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:42pm

I go over the window and look outside, seeing the onslaught as it approaches. My veins run cold, then set aflame. My eyes widen. My muscles tense. Without warning or control, it just comes out. "For Atlantis!"

I think I've lost my mind.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 1:43pm

Marisol's muffled bursts of laughter were trying to die down slightly. Soon, she let go of her face precariously. "I think I'm…" She paused for a moment, then snorted. "What's your game, pet! Oh, god…"
She giggled some more.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 1:45pm

I run over to Zephyr.

"What the heck is that?"

I look at them more closely.

"I'm having a hard time seeing this as a threat, really."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 1:46pm

"What color does a lobster bleed?", asks Wreck while staring at the onslaught. "And who was arrested for voting in the 1872 elections?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:46pm

"I'll have you know that many people believe that the onset of popups herald the end of all mankind, Amelia. I happen to be one of those people."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 1:47pm

"But Ms. Rogue said-" I caught myself. "What the bloody hell is wrong with me?"

I turned to the window and brought my hand to the bridge of my nose.

"Oh, Christ. I thought these jokers were dead."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 1:48pm

Soliditys' giggling led Nephy straight to her. Quickly she untied Solidity's shoes and held them to her ear.

"What? Yes, I know there's more. I know, I'm going already. Stop bugging me. Hey, stop it."

Nephy began crawling off again, still arguing with her find.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 1:48pm

«She doesn't wear shoes, I think.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 1:49pm

"Onset popups? Sure, whatever."

I create my sword, but I don't seem really enthused about this.

"So, are we fighting them or something? Because I think if we fight them, the other guy comes back, and he has that…scary thing."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 1:50pm

I think to myself for a minute…

"Hmm I wonder if the Professor is cold? Normally he has a blanket over his legs. Better be sure"

I zip upstairs then return down with my favorite blanket. I tuck it in and around the Professor legs.

"Wonder if he'll notice my cologne sprayed all over it….."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 1:50pm

Marisol burst into more mirthful laughter. Almost by accident, she pointed her finger towards Sephula - or at least where she thought he was.
"Jokers… dead…" she wheezed.

«I have a hard time understanding who or what is outside the window.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 1:50pm

«I'll be off for a little bit, writing a lab report»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:50pm

Rapt moves forward to look out the window, the sledgehammer slipping and landing smack on the top of Xavier's office computer, which, due to the lack of power, results in just metal, plasting, and chips shatter, and no shiny sparks.

"…Oops."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:50pm

I turn to Wreck…at least, I think I do. Hard to tell. "To your first question: lobster's bleed a whitish color, I believe. To your second question: I don't know, but he was probably black."

[What color do lobster's bleed?]


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 1:51pm

«Basically, an army of Impossible Men with pitchforks»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 1:51pm

"Oh, who cares?", Wreck pouts while sitting on the floor and closing his eyes. "What were the names of the three Cartright sons?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:51pm

[I imagine it was an army of popups, as in internet popups. Guess I misread.]


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 1:52pm

I glanced at Marisol.

"But Ms. Rogue said what the hell's so funny?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 1:52pm

« I thought they were floating Internet Poppops, like the ones on that episode of ATHF. »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 1:53pm

«Yeah, that's what I thought - an army of Popuppians.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 1:53pm

Wow never noticed how sexy bald can be….I've just got to……..touch it.

I sneak over and run my hand across the Professor's head.

Wow it feels better than it looks.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 1:53pm

Marisol's laughter turned louder once again.
"You are," she said. She was surprised she managed to.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:54pm

[That was a great episode of ATHF. Just saying.]


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by The Sacred Digits on Feb 7, 2007, 1:54pm

«Ta-Da! While blackmore gets some work done.»

The Poppops have reached the mansion grounds, and are jumping on the cars parked outside as if they were Michigan State students banned from having keggers at taligates. Several of them are pulling flowers out of the ground and making garlands and leis out of them.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 1:55pm

"But Ms. Rogue said-" I stopped again. "Oh? And why am I so funny?"

I took another glance out the window.

"Hell, no."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 1:56pm

"We should probably just stay in here."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:56pm

Time for action!

Only…well…there's no water around. A body of water would be nice. To swim in. Maybe I can trick them into getting into the pool. Yeah.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 1:57pm

"Heh… I don't know." She snorted. "Some people have it, some don't…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 1:57pm

"I'll tell them.

Um… We need to clense them from this land guys!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 1:59pm

"I'm all over it!"

I run out in the yard, grab the nearest sprinkler, and fire away…and mist comes out. Wrong setting.

Switch it around to 'jet'. Now fire! "Have at thee!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by The Sacred Digits on Feb 7, 2007, 2:00pm

Someway, somehow, the Poppops have found a couch and are burning it in the yard.

Meanwhile, Zephyr sees the fountain. Not far away. Right on the other side of the burning couch. He could make it. He could make it.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 2:00pm

I frowned at Marisol.

"But Ms. Rogue said feel better."

I turned back to the window. I looked at the Popuppian's, straining a little.

"I can't affect them… at least, I don't think I can. I'm pretty sure they aren't real."

I put a hand up, trying to send one into a temporary cardiac arrest, pretty sure it wouldn't work.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 2:00pm

Wreck darts out as well, grabbing a discarded baseball bat that happens to be laying around.

"How many minor league homeruns did Babe Ruth hit!?", he shouts.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 2:01pm

Better make sure the Professor doesn't get hurt.

I wheel him away to a safe spot. Then try to sneak and hold his hand…maybe…just maybe…I've got a shot…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 2:01pm

Joe was getting anxious, and the buildup of emotions was really starting to put a strain on him. "Oh, fer the love of…WE. DON'T. HAVE. TIME. TO. WASTE! C'mon, guys, let's get those thingies off our lawn!"

Joe unloads the force built up inside of him at the window, hoping to *ahem* shed some light on the situation, as well as give them a quicker way to get out and fight the Poppops.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by The Sacred Digits on Feb 7, 2007, 2:02pm

The Poppuppian that Sephula focuses on has his eyes go wide. He clutches his chest. He falls over. Then he starts literally ROFLHAO.

Meanwhile, they start to move back from Wreck and Zephyr.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 2:03pm

I hop into the fountain and start floundering around, loving the liquid. Rejuvenating. "Much better, yeah." I stand up, beckoning to the popups. "Get in this water so I can kick your ass!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 2:03pm

"What? He's what? I should? O-ok?"

Nephy stands up and points in the direction of the professor and the person standing next to him.

"S-stop doing that. It's not r-right!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 2:04pm

"But Ms. Rogue said I bloody hate these things. This is the stupidest thing I can do now, but it seems that I can't affect them directly." I dived through the window, smashing it and took a swing at one of the Poppupians.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 2:06pm

Rapt just looks at Lifebeat

"…What are you yelling about? He's getting the owner of this mansion out of danger."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 2:08pm

"Just… stop… talking!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 2:08pm

Wreck begins swinging his bat at nothing in particular, trying to keep the Poppups away from him.

"What three European countries start with the letter A?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by The Sacred Digits on Feb 7, 2007, 2:08pm

The Poppuppians start running randomly around, fleeing from anybody who appears to be a threat, demolishing the yard, tripping over each other, and generally looking like a bad Keystone Cops sketch. Some of them further back are throwing rocks at the upper floor windows.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 2:11pm

Everyone is crazy. Looks like I have to take care of business. I pull my blades from their sheaths and leap from the window towards the army of Poppupians. I'm about to stick one through the chest when it hits me.

I'm filthy.

Helmet. Chestplate. Bracers. Sheild. Swords. By Ares' spear… is that a smudge? With a running leap, I land in the fountain and strip off my armor, piece by piece and start scrubbing with my bare hands. You can't fight an army looking like I did.

That would be madness.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 2:13pm

"No he's not. You can't hear it either? Honestly…"

Nephy quickly makes a dive for Rapt's shoes and begins untying them.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 2:13pm

Alright, juiced up now. Let's get serious.

Using my Waterbearer hand - or whatever the hell it's called - I try to control the water in the fountain and give the little bastards a pounding.

Wait…since when do I control water?


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by The Sacred Digits on Feb 7, 2007, 2:15pm

The Poppuppians continue randomly running around, fleeing and screaming. And flipping cars.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 2:15pm

"Hear WHAT? …what are you doing?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 2:15pm

[This is entirely dumb, but Eternal, your post reminds me of something I did in High School, and I've got to share. I was doing this play called the 'Idiot and the Oddity' and I played a Spartan…or something. Anyway, when the two main characters came on stage, they pointed out a smudge in my armor, and my character went crazy at the sight of it and stabbed himself in the chest.

Yeah…just wanted to share.]


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 2:15pm

Joe snaps and yells at Nephy "Who the heck are you talking to, Nephy? Stop messing around and wasting time! Rapt, can you fly me down so I can take care of these creepy things?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 2:17pm

"…I…uh, can't support flying another person."

Rapt looks around, then at the smashed computer.

"I should go and see about the lights…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 2:17pm

I took another look at the Popuppians and then turned around and punched the nearest person in the face, friend or foe.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 2:17pm

« »

I turn to the one called Zephyr. He's holding his arm out towards the Poppupians expectantly. The fool.

"Help me, damnit. If I can't get these smudges out, we're doomed!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by The Sacred Digits on Feb 7, 2007, 2:19pm

Sephula punches Amelia in the face. She falls down like a 90 pound weakling.

Suddenly, a bunch of Poppuppians crowd around him, cheering.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 2:20pm

Whoa…who's this dude? "I'll help you out, sure, but…" I look down, noticing his…garment. "Why are you wearing a skirt?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 2:21pm

Nephy holds Joe's shoelaces up to him.

"They're saying you can take it. Just dump out them and start cleansing!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 2:22pm

"But Ms. Rogue said Christ! I'm sorry Amelia!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 2:22pm

"Nephy, I don't understand, take what?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 2:23pm

Torment bursts in, bottle of Morgan in tow.

"What the hell is going on around here, what's with all the chaos?"

She sees the circus of madness before her and glowers.

"Ooook. To the Batmobile, and all that."

She readies herself to tackle the nearest alien creature, and instead turns and smashes face first into the wall.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by The Sacred Digits on Feb 7, 2007, 2:23pm

The Poppuppians are raising one of Sephula's hands in a congratulatory gesture and placing a bathrobe around his shoulders. A bell starts clanging.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 2:23pm

Rapt looks out into the hall.

"Theres some out here!"

Before anyone else responds, Rapt is into the hall, and the crunch of his hammer hitting something that crunches comes from the hall.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 2:23pm

"By the great white hype, this infernal malarchy will not stand!"

I run back to my room and grab Incubus's bra, which I left under my bed.

"There's no time to lose! I'll have to act fast!"

I draw a shoddy picture of a poppup on the left cup of the bra, and bring it back to the rest of the team. I then cast it violently at my feet, and scream at the nearest mutant:

"Quickly! Destroy it! Cast out the evils to vanquish our enemies!"

I then commence dancing around the bra.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 2:24pm

Wreck wanders up past the fountain, swinging his bat in all directions like a lunatic.

"What city's drivers owe over $460 million in parking fines? How many rings are there on a five zone archery target!?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 2:25pm

"But Ms. Rogue said get the hell off of me!" I yelled, turning and punching one of the Popuppians.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 2:25pm

«You know, from the moment I created this character, I was wondering who the first person to mention the skirt would be…»

"I think the real question is 'Why aren't you?' Mobility! Pants are overrated."

I looks down at myself.

"Oh, crap. I got it wet. Skirt. Wet. You. Hold down the fort here. I need dry garments! And polish!"

I run out of the fountain, knocking Poppupians out of my way as I head back to the mansion.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 2:28pm

"There's no time!"

Nephy runs behind Joe, and using her powers, effortlessly throws him out the window.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 2:29pm

Torment rubs her nose. "Christ, will this ever stop bleeding?"

She drops her bottle of rum and heads to the main hall, where she hears the brunt of the action.

Along the way she trips over several busts and vases, and then she sprawls head first down the main stairway,


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by The Sacred Digits on Feb 7, 2007, 2:31pm

Sephula punches a Poppuppian, and it falls over stiffly, only to spring back up like a punching bag and stagger him slightly. Then it, and the rest of the Poppuppians start running away again. Soon, all that's left is a bunch of tipped cars, a torn up lawn, a mysterious burning couch, several broken windows, and general chaos. A lawn jockey is mounted on Wolverine's motorcycle right outside the doors, and no one's quite sure how that happened, but the Poppuppians are gone.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 2:31pm

"But Ms. Rogue said keep a level head you bloody imbeciles!"

I glanced around, bewildered.

"What the hell just happened?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 2:32pm

Pester falls on his knees and, using a dull pencil, attempts to sacrifice Torrence in gratitude for ridding us of the Poppuppians.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 2:33pm

"Well, good," Wreck mutters while planting his bat on the ground and sitting. "Now then…..what's the top selling campus snack according to the American Association of College Stores?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 2:33pm

I burst back outside, towels and metal polish in tow. Pulling my armor and weapons out of the fountain I dry them off and start going at it with the polish.

"What a fool I was. Water. Such a rookie mistake. I could have gotten us all killed."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 2:34pm

Torment opens her eyes sees Pester looming over her.

She swiftly punches him in the face.

Which turns out to be the groin. But she meant face.

"The hell-! Get off perv!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 2:35pm

Joe hits the ground hard, and just lays there for a while. He was missing one of his shoes. He could also feel the edges of an idea in his mind, so he tried to block out everything else.

Sephula hit Amelia, and the creepy things cheered. Skirt guy hit one of the creepy things, and they ran away.

He runs this thought over and over for a while, until he grasps something. He walks over to Cadmus. "Sorry about this…" and punches him in the gut.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 2:36pm

Pester's mouth can be seen moving, but the only thing he emits is the silent scream of a man punched in the nads. No matter, it would just be jibberish anyway. He does however, clutch his now pained genitals with both hands and hit the floor in the fetal position.

*O*

"…………………………………………………………"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 2:39pm

I jumped back in through the window and looked around, wordlessly.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 2:40pm

I look at Joe after he punches me. Tickles.

"I like you dude, seriously, but if I didn't have to get these DAMNED SMUDGES out I would totally maul you for that. Or not. I can't remember if that's the kind of thing I do. Some other time. Cleaning."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 2:40pm

Crouching over Pester, Torment chews her lip.

"Honestly, as hard as this is to believe…that was an accident. I'm so sorry. Reeaaalllllly sorry. I didn't mean to snatch your jewels there."

She got up to survey the rest of her classmates, and stepped on Pester's groin, which tripped her into the banister.

"Owfuc—"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 2:42pm

Rapt continues, now long down the hall, the smashing being heard, and all the electronics he's passed now broken.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by The Sacred Digits on Feb 7, 2007, 2:43pm

The word "INTERMISSION" appears on the wall, and crappy elevator music starts playing.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 2:44pm

Taking advantage of Pester's situation, Nephy quickly unties his shoelaces and drapes it on her head.

"Sorry, I ran out of hands."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 2:45pm

Now suffering from testicular torsion, Pester uses his fingers to draw odd, meaningless symbols in a thin blanket of dust covering the floor.

"Healing ankh of Vin Gupta… Grant me thine power to smite mine enemies!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 2:46pm

Crawling over Pester toward the front door, Torment whispers another apology, "Tooootally sorry there, I'd kiss and make it better, but…y'know."

Closer to the main door she sees that everything in the main yard isn't quite right. She runs toward another crowd of her classmates, or she would, if she didn't slam into the door frame 6 inches to her left.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 2:47pm

Finally. The bad smudges are gone. I armor up once again, ready to be the team's rock. Something is affecting their minds, probably the Impossible Man somehow, and it seems like I'm the only one that's unaffect-

By Zeus, they defaced the wall! Will the madness never cease! I run into the mansion yet again, to grab a bucket of water and some sponges.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 2:48pm

Rubbing her head, Torment turns back to Pester and Nephy.

"Ok kids, I want a headcount here. Red…Nutsack…anyone else?"

As she uses her finger to count off her classmates, she's pointing in the totally opposite corner of the room.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 2:48pm

Upon finding that he has suffered a bloody gash from one of Torrance's heels in his groin, Pester uses the blood to draw a bunny in a circle of dust.

"Now, I command you! Arise my bunnwraith!"

"…"

"Where are my shoelaces? I need those to raise the bunnwraith!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 2:49pm

I glanced in the direction of the noise and peered through the doorway.

"But Ms. Rogue said you alright there, pet?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 2:51pm

Marisol was quite red in the face. If she could have, she would have cried tears of joy. She seemed to have zoned out for a while, but was now coming to a bit. The laughter was dying down…

She took a very deep breath, and decided to get away from Sephula. Maybe locate Zephyr… Then Sephula said something, and she burst into laughter once again. She decided to make a run for it while she was still able.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 2:52pm

"Tall and dark and meek and lovely, the girl from Ipanema's…what are the words to that song." I start humming along with the elevator music and spot Marisol, waving her towards the fountain.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 2:54pm

Oh, thank goodness. Marisol headed for Zephyr as fast as she could, still grinning painfully.
"I don't… get it," she said when she reached him.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 2:54pm

I emerge once again, bucket of soapy water and a big yellow sponge in tow. Heh. Spongebob Squarepants rocks.

I start trying to scrub "INTERMISSION" off of the wall.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 2:54pm

«For the record, this is the closest Pester has come to sex with a girl, due to his social ineptitude. So Torrence will either have a new fan or a mortal enemy, depending on the damage to his nuts.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 2:55pm

"Here, have a goddamn bunny," and Torment conjures a tiny bunny homunculi.

It lands right on his crotch.

«Yay lowbrow!»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 2:55pm

"Zephyr, you watch too damn much TV. What was Rhoda's maiden name?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 2:56pm

«I'm so desperately confused. …not about the crotch stuff, that's coming in loud and clear, but everything else…Whafuck?»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 2:56pm

Nephy was not listening to Pester, but was siting indian style on the floor, having a conversation.

"Yes, I know but.. No, he said that it was going to… I didn't SAY he said that, but what happened was.. No, no I didn't say that… Yes, I understand, but can I… Yes, I know."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 2:58pm

Torrance raises her voice.

"I'm serious people, I want a headcount, and I want it yesterday."

She glances down at Pester. "I'd say sound off if you got a pair, but…"

She turns away snickering, and trips over an ottoman.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 2:59pm

Joe goes over to inspect the lawn jocky. Maybe he had some answers. Darn it all, we're running out of time!

Joe checked his watch 4 times on the way to the motorcycle.

"Torrance, not Torri, not Torr, that you? What's going on up there?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 2:59pm

"By Crom's hammer, no!"

That's really all he can say, as Pester's crotch is ravaged by the homonculous. Looking to the floor:

"Why? Why hast thou forsaken thine lowly vessel?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 3:02pm

It… wont… come off… Damnit Alex! Lives depend on you…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 3:03pm

The smashing of all electronics in Rapt's path continues, as he makes his way towards the kitchen/wreck room


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 3:03pm

Nephy glances up at the shoelaces dangling over her head.

"Don't worry Pester, he's saying it's all part of the big plan."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 3:04pm

"…..speaking of heads, I have an idea."

Wreck teleports away. Then comes back just as quickly with the skull-staff in his grip.

"What army publishes the newspaper The War Cry?"

He holds the skull up to his ear.

"The Salvation Army! Nyahaha!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:04pm

"Joe? Great. Joe, Red, Nutsack. (Down bunny)." The Bunny vanishes in a wreath of flame.

Torment looked at the flame that was now sparking on Pester's pants. "Hunh. I didn't even know I could do that."

She breathes in, dabbing the blood from her nose.

"Ok kids, we need to find some Big Boy X-Men, because I think we're all a little lost here."

She's pacing as she talks, and she paces right into Joe, falling on her butt.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 3:04pm

I rolled my eyes.

“But Ms. Rogue says am I the only one not insane here?”

I stopped, listening to myself.

“Is no-one sane here?” I corrected myself.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:05pm

«As far as I can remember, Joe's outside…and I'm not sure if we're on the second floor or not. »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:06pm

Feb 7, 2007, 3:04pm, Wreck wrote:"…..speaking of heads, I have an idea."

Wreck teleports away. Then comes back just as quickly with the skull-staff in his grip.

"What army publishes the newspaper The War Cry?"

He holds the skull up to his ear.

"The Salvation Army! Nyahaha!"

«Well, I can't forsee any good coming of this…»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:06pm

Still curled up into a ball to protect himself from the violent attacks of the homonculous bunny, Pester uses the hand that is not lovingly cradling his genitals to point at Nephy:

"Thine vessel ist inferior! The black arts will not flow through thoust lower level matter!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:07pm

«That's fine, I'm pacing all over today.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:08pm

"Hey! Are you okay?" Joe asks Torrence, kneeling down to try and help her up.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 3:08pm

I glared at Pester.

“But Ms. Rogue says stop it. You’re making my eyes bleed.”


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 3:08pm

I look to Marisol and open my mouth for answers…but nothing comes out. This makes no sense to me, either. "I don't get it, either."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:10pm

"Hey Joe, yeah, I'm fine," and as he helps her up, her skull smacks into his lower jaw.

"Eeeessh, ah! God, what the hell is with me today?" and as she spins around to look at her surroundings, she smashes back into Joe.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 3:10pm

« I hope Blackmore makes it back before we all kill ourselves. »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:11pm

I turn to Sephula. My nuts have stopped hurting, but if I can get away with feeling them up in public, I don't see why I should stop. So I continue cradling them gingerly.

"I am but a vessel of the great one! Should you employ your efforts to the value of the darkness, you will be greatly rewarded! Thus you will have forsaken this mortal plain, and all your endeavors will be great whilst bolstered by the dark flame!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 3:11pm

"Since when is Sephula so hilarious?" asked Marisol worriedly, still grinning slightly. "He could do stand-up… Looks like he has a brilliant future ahead of him."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 3:12pm

Wreck begins making the staff do a small tapdance number along the stone surrounding the fountain.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 3:12pm

The sponge completely eroded, I'm pretty much just stripping away the layer of wall with "INTERMISSION" written on it with my bare hands at this point. But… that can't be right, can it? I've sanded away about an inch of brick, but it's still written there.

Clearly, we're dealing with something nefarious beyond measure.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 3:13pm

I glowered at Pester and gave him a relatively light but swift kick.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:13pm

Joe staggers and spits out blood. "Torrance…I want you to stand real still, okay?"

He manuvers his way in front of her, reaches behind him, and pulls her arms around his neck and shoulders and interlaces her fingers. He then bends forwards and grabs her legs, and hoists her onto his back, piggy-back style. "Okay, you just hold on. We can't have you stumbling all around, you'll hurt yourself or someone else. Don't worry about me, I can carry you for just about forever. You're light."

No time…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 3:15pm

I hold the Professor's hand….not caring if I'm embarassing myself….

He HAS to know how I feel.

Professor, I know there's quite the age difference…but really I don't mind. As long as you're willing to stay by myside. I promise to always be there for you.

I then break into a rendition of "Lonely Girl(boy)"

http://www.blueyze.us/lonelygirl.html


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 3:15pm

Marisol's mouth fell open when she saw Wreck.
"What are you doing? Put that thing away!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:15pm

"Uh, ok, just watch out for that debris over there, on your left," she said, inclining her head behind them.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:16pm

«sorry about the delay, got stuck finishing something at work. Okay, we're back in»

Impossible Man reappears, proud of the work his little Poppups did. "Really great guys! Complete and utter chaos! So where was I? OH YEAH! Your teachers. All right, here's the deal, kids. All right, here's the game. Rescue the Princesses…"

Impossible Man points to the top of a far off hill…which was not there before, "Simple enough. You guys need to get from here to there…as a group! No stragglers, no one rushing ahead. If any of you doesn't make it….well, then you guys are going to have a lot to explain to the Professor."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:17pm

Pester is now laying in dust, and a small pile of his own blood.

"Enemies about me! Thine servant ist alone in his misery! Thine great gifts— (at this, Pester points to his crotch)— have proven a critical curse! Why must thou test the servant?!?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:17pm

"Got it. Just try not to move, I don't want to get off balance and drop you. So what's our plan, boss lady?" He grins, and then remembers 1) He's in a weird situation, with very little time and 2)Torrance couldn't see it anyway.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 3:18pm

"No way. I would have never known Billie Jean King holds the record for the most Wimbledon championships if it weren't for him. This thing kicks ass."

Wreck summons the staff to his grasp, goes "ha cha cha" and flourishes.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 3:18pm

«Can I hear the IP from hidden away in my little love nest?»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:18pm

"Plan, plan…Um, I'm still waiting on that headcount. I think Red and Pester are upstairs. I can hear Marisol laughing somewhere, too.

Regroup, that's the plan."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:18pm

"Mine quest will be thus left unfettered by these unbelievers!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 3:19pm

I sighed and kicked Pester again.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:19pm

"Got it boss…" He sees Camus scubbing the wall. "Hey…you gotta come inside for a plan…and there's better cleaning stuff in there!" Joe says in a burst of inspiration. He hoists Torrance up a little higher, and goes back into the mansion.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 3:20pm

I look at Pester on the ground. I can't believe what I'm seeing.

"You're getting blood all over the grounds!.

Swiftly, I pick him up and throw him in the fountain.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:20pm

Feb 7, 2007, 3:18pm, Curt "Reflex" Camden wrote:«Can I hear the IP from hidden away in my little love nest?»

«Yeah, everyone heard the message»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 3:20pm

*The Smashy-Smashy continues*


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 3:20pm

I slowly come back to consciousness, rubbing my head.

"But mom…it's Saturday…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:20pm

"Hey Russel Crowe, come inside…my, uh…my shirt has blood on it."

She sniffed and wiped her nose on Joe's shirt.

"Ok, make that two shirts."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 3:20pm

I started walking to our destination.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 3:21pm

Hmmm I could make it over there in a dash…but who'd be here to protecy my Professy poo?

I want to help the guys…I really do. But I can't risk Xavy Wavy being hurt….


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:21pm

"Hey, 'melia!" Joe yells. "You gotta come inside! Grab…whatsisname. Ina fountain!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:21pm

Unfortunately for Pester, what was a light kick for Sephula proved to be quite powerful for a less durable mutant.

Now with two broken ribs, Pester finds himself drowning in the fountain.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 3:22pm

"Uh, I don't think he wants to move."

Between me and the fountain…the uprooted flowers…who knows what they could do?

I walk in.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 3:22pm

Glancing back at Pester, I sighed again. I went back to him and put him over my shoulder, and headed to my destination again.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 3:23pm

"Hey! Get out!" I pull Pester out of MY fountain and haul him on dry land. "Dirty drylander! Stay where you belong!"

Now, let's see…I want to help…but I don't want to get out of the water…decisions, decisions….


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 3:23pm

"Blah, blah, ruin all my fun."

Wreck teleports to join the rest of the group. When he makes it to the other end of the jump, he finds the staff didn't go with him.

"Why you dirty….? How am I supposed to know who the first woman to receive the Jesse Owens award was without you?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:24pm

"Don't worry about it, Sephula's got him. C'mon, put the octopus arm away."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 3:24pm

I look at Torrence and Joe's shirts. The madness continues.

"Inside! Bleach, Sunlight, Tide, dark colors, permanent press!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 3:25pm

"Um.. I think we better start moving. Huh? Yes, that's what I just said.

So, how should we? Hm? Yes, thats' right. If you say so"

She forms a hand which grabs and starts draging Reflex away.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:25pm

Sephula starts walking with Pester. A cardboard popup of a gunslinger appears in front of them.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 3:25pm

Lifebeat trys to pull me away..

"WAIT A DAMNED MINUTE!!!"

"I'm trying to spend some quality time here if you don't mind!"

Then again…if I hurry up and end this…that'll give us more time together.

I reach up and cup Xavy's chin…then blow him a kiss.

"I'll just sit you here in the dark so no one will bother you….and I'll be back in a split second"

With that, I rip off to the hill. Running faster than I've ever run. I start feeling miserable the second I leave my love's side.

Maybe I should turn back?

No. He'd want me to be brave….besides like I said…it will give us more free time once I get done.

Curtis Xavier. Hmm I like the sound of that. Maybe Curtis Camden-Xavier…hmm yeah that sounds nice too. No biggy..we'll settle it later…we'll have plenty of time for that.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 3:25pm

I called back at Zephyr.

"But Ms. Rogue said get back over here or……. I'll set a flamethrower on Marisol."

I kick at the cardboard pop-up.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:26pm

Pester's now weeping just a little as Zephyr and Sephula violently have pulled him in different directions. His left arm (which Zephyr had hold of) is now out of it's socket and swinging loose like a link sausage.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 3:26pm

Marisol roared with laughter.
"Stay away from meheheee.. You creep!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:26pm

"Nephy, Marisol, Zeph…someone grab him! We all gotta go together!


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:26pm

Torment taps Joe on the head.

"Hey, the high and mighty tosser, that Sephula guy…is that him dragging Nutsack over to the hill? Isn't he jumping the gun?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 3:26pm

"Grab who?" chortled Marisol.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 3:27pm

I looked back at everyone else and realised they weren't following, so I stopped and waited.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:27pm

…for the love of. "Hold on tight, boss lady." Joe goes sprinting as fast as he can towards Sephula and Pester. His sides ache within seconds, but he keeps on going because there's. NO. TIME.

"C'mon, Sephula, we gotta go the other way. We need a plan, and boss lady's coming up with one, but we ALL gotta be there."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 3:27pm

Rapt continues his walk through the mansion, a trail of broken lamps, TVs, phones, smoke detectors, and one vacuum cleaner behind him, all having fallen victim to his sledgehammer.

Arriving at the wreck room, he looks around, and tries to decide which of the machines to focus on in there.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:28pm

The cardboard gunslinger falls over…and oddly enough starts talking, "You really shouldn't have done that…pilgrim…"

More cardboard gunslingers pop up…and start pointing cardboard guns at the New Mutants…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 3:28pm

"Don't look at me. I can only teleport myself, and that sort of kills me. And I don't know how many seasons of Gilligan's Island actually aired."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 3:29pm

«I know you're super busy blackmore…but Curt should have reached the hill awhile ago…so I'll wait to make another post til you tell me what I see…or if I even got there»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:29pm

Her skull humming with all the energy she'd absorbed from slamming into things, Torment conjured a horde of tiny imps.

"Uh, hey look, guys, they're headed to the hill. We should probably beat them. Eh? No? Anyone?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:29pm

I use my good arm to point with conviction at the pictures of the gunslingers.

"Thine unbelievers are attempting to block our plight!"

I give Seph a slight kick.

"Quickly boy, use your powers of ju-ju and vanquish our foes!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 3:29pm

Running up beside Joe, I start scrubbing the blood from Torrence's shirt using Tide to Go.

"Tide knows fabrics best!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:31pm

"Torrance, I don't think that's a good idea," said Joe, looking at the cardboard cutouts. Then he sees something out of the corner of his eye.

Motorcycle…

"Hey, can anyone drive that?" he yelled, pointing at it.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 3:31pm

I dropped Pester with an annoyed growl and lashed out at as many of the gunslingers as I was able to.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:31pm

«Sorry, missed that Reflex.»

Reflex gets to the end to find Impossible Man waiting for him, "WHAT PART OF DON'T RUSH AHEAD DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!" Impossible Man walks up to Reflex and kicks him. Reflex ends up flying through the air and landing in the fountain with lots of cartoon sound effects


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:31pm

Torrance watched in horror as her imps ran…towards the mansion.

"Wrong way, douches! Wrong…oh, hell." She sighed and dissolved the horde of creatures.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:32pm

Pester hits the ground hard, and a sickening snap is heard as a third rib is broken.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:32pm

"Hey Joe, this may be the rum talking here, but everyone seems…off today, right?

What exactly is "off"? I think we should pinpoint that first. That'd be peachy effing keen."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:33pm

The gunslingers open fire…and the New Mutants are all hit with dodgeballs. No idea how the science of that works, but if you are looking for sense and logic…you might be in the wrong mission.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 3:33pm

"Okay, so why don't we all just gather in a great big circle of love and walk up to the damn hill? Then someone can tell me what US president's middle initial didn't actually stand for a name."

A dodgeball plinks off of Wreck's head.

"Ow."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 3:33pm

"Hmm? How did that happen?"

Nephy sees Reflex flying through the air and landing in the fountain. She's walking down the stairs toward the exit of the mansion.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 3:33pm

"All better!" I announce triumphantly, before moving on to Joe's shirt. "There should be statues of the guy who invented this stuff…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 3:34pm

Somewhere, Marisol found half a mind to create a dozen big, sharp tentacles from her back. She sent them towards the gunslingers, trying to cut them into ribbons.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 3:34pm

I scream.

"Someone save me from this terrible thing!"

I quiver before the cardboard gunslinger.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:34pm

Joe responds instinctively. He'd been in this situation before. He grabs one of the dodgeballs and throws it back at the gunslinger.

"I think we're all off different, Boss Lady. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE?


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:35pm

The attacks on the gunslingers are very successful…I mean, they are just made out of cardboard.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:35pm

Pester rips up a handful of grass and covers it in a bit of his blood. After saying a quick chant, he throws the grass in the direction of the gunslingers. The bloody grass then gets caught in the wind and sails into Marisol's path.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 3:35pm

"I do. But only if you stop yelling and answer my question."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:35pm

Torment squeezes Joe, nearly choking him.

"Yeah, I can."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 3:36pm

A dodge ball bounces off the back of my head. I look around. NO.

"YOU'RE CLUTTERING THE GROUNDS!

I aim a thunderclap at the gunslingers.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 3:36pm

Cardboard, huh? Well, like all sorts of paper, it doesn't do so well when wet, does it? Using my Waterbearer hand, I…oh, yeah, keep forgetting.

Instead, I summon a gust of wind and try to blow the water from the fountain onto the cardboard men.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:38pm

Imp Man appears before the group. "I said stay together. You've left a man behind. Poor kid left with a whole mansion full of machines trying to kill him. You guys are terrible teammates!


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:38pm

"Truman!" I yell back back at Wreck. "My mama always used to say that was one of the reason Democrats was so stupid." He looked back at Torrance. "Sorry, bosslady, I didn't think you could drive it, all messed up like you are. Wreck! Do you think you could pull us in a cart behind the motorcycle if we found one?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 3:39pm

«Now, I've got to go to class. I should be back around 3:00 or so. …Torrance, feel free to control Joe for a bit. He is, after all, your vehicle »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:41pm

«What is with New Mutants confusing people for Iron Man?»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 3:42pm

Someone's back in the mansion…I could go "get them" and get away from this…horror.

"Um, I'm not sure who got left, but I'm on it!"

I jump up and sprint away from the yard, looking around the mansion.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:43pm

Torrance reaches out with a Darkforce tendril and slaps Wreck upside the head.

Which turns out to be a slap on the ass.

"Hey, Wreck, where's the bird-boy?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:43pm

Amelia hears sounds of distruction coming from the Wreck Room…Rapt is trashing the place.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 3:43pm

« Who is in the mansion? I can't keep track of this. »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 3:43pm

[Imp, Iron, my vision is awful ]

Wreck turns off to Joe.

"Sure. I've never actually done it before, but why not?"

Then he turns to Torrance, looking very confused at being slapped on the ass.

"Bird what? If you mean Zephyr, he's probably still in the fountain."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:44pm

Pester lays on the ground on his dislocated left arm in a very unnatural position. He is now cradling his broken ribs, moaning like a bitch.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 3:44pm

*Smashy smash smash*

And there goes the TV…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:45pm

Feb 7, 2007, 3:43pm, Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim wrote:« Who is in the mansion? I can't keep track of this. »

«Don't worry, I forgot too…he sent me a PM reminding me I wouldn't worry too much, this mission is supposed to be chaotic. They are not normally this out of control»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 3:45pm

Marisol had calmed down considerably now. This seemed to be because Sephula hadn't said anything for a long while. She thought about Impossible Man's words, and couldn't figure out what he was talking about for the life of her. Then she remembered Sephula's latest crack and chuckled loudly…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 3:47pm

Nephy passes Rapt while leaving.

"Hey, you should be coming with us."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:48pm

Pester tries to get up, but trips over his loosely fitting, non laced shoes. He hits the ground and stays there, barely conscious.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:48pm

Marisol's communicator goes off, "Uhm…Mar? It's Mike. Where the hell is everyone? I tried calling the mansion, and the phone is just making all kinds of odd noise…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 3:49pm

Torrance slaps Wreck on the ass again, barely missing his shoulder.

"Can you go grab Pester over there, and bring him to us? I think we need to regroup. Again."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 3:49pm

Marisol tried to concentrate on replying.
"We're on the lawn outside the mansion. Some kind of reality manipulator-guy is messing with us." She snorted again. Oh, that Sephula…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 3:49pm

Rapt looks at Nephy

"…and go where?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:51pm

"…vile demons… dark granite… fuzzy grilled cheese…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 3:51pm

"To… A hill? What? Yes, I'll tell him. There's lots to smash over there."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 3:51pm

I sighed and knelt down besides Pester.

"But Ms. Rogue says stop whining."

I tried to heal him.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:52pm

Feb 7, 2007, 3:49pm, Marisol "Solidity" Morales wrote:Marisol tried to concentrate on replying.
"We're on the lawn outside the mansion. Some kind of reality manipulator-guy is messing with us." She snorted again. Oh, that Sephula…

"I miss all the fun! I gotta go, Mom just put dinner out. Make sure someone gets pictures!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 3:52pm

Rapt shrugs.

"…Why not…better than being here when they finish…Lets go."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 3:53pm

Seph's healing helps Pester considerably…let's face it, he couldn't be doing much worse at that point


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 3:53pm

I look at Pester and the ground he was just occupying. Blood all over it. "What did I tell you!"

I dash to the fountain, intending to lift and bring it to where Pester was. I need water to clean the blood, after all. Water is Tide's friend. But instead I sort of just break the side of it and the water begins rushing out.

Oh God! The lawn is going to get waterlogged! Whatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoido…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 3:56pm

"Bye," said Marisol to Chi although he had already hung up. She was CERTAIN that there was something important that she was forgetting. Something massively obvious…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 3:56pm

Nephy makes it to the lawn, with Rapt in tow.

"What are you doing Alex?"

She lifts all the blood out of the water and lawn.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 3:56pm

"Ahah!"

He stands up and looks triumphantly toward the sky.

"Thine servant hast succeeded in commending his commendable mission! The boy hast cured the ailments of thine faithful prophet, allst while maintaining the teachings of the Dark One! Kamehameha!"

He tears up some dirt and grass with a rock and puts the design of a bunny into the dirt. He then commences dancing around it with reckless abandon. His arm is still dislocated but it doesn't hurt anymore, so it's just swinging around slapping people in the face.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 3:57pm

Rapt is following Nephy, sledgehammer slung over his shoulder, shiny new silver scratches cover its head.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 3:57pm

I sighed and hit Pester again.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 3:59pm

Marisol shook her head violently. Everyone was in place, this was the time…

She made more tentacles. Quite a few of them, really, and she used them to grab hold of her team-mates, to forcefully cart them to the hill.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 4:00pm

"HEY!"

Rapt looks at the tendrils, and jumps, taking flight, trying to get out of their range.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 4:01pm

Upon hitting the ground, Pester's right shoulder separates. His arms swing wildly from side to side, as Marisol carries him.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 4:01pm

I turn to Nephy. "I'm freaking out is what I'm doing! The lawn, the water the blood, it's too much." I watch as Nephy lifts the blood from the lawn, and the water. "An angel!" I kiss her on the forehead and immediately forget that she exists. "Now what to do about the water…"

That was when Marisol grabbed me with her tentacles, apparently.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 4:04pm

Nephy was concerned about the tentacles, but was told they were fine, so decided to go along with them.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 4:04pm

Torment sat astride Joe, and glanced at Marisol.

She extended her Darkforce tendrils from somewhere within her hoodie.

"Should I grab anyone else, or just spank them forward like cows?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 4:04pm

"But Ms. Rogue says Marisol express, apparently," I shrugged.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 4:06pm

"Before we do whatever…I need to go check on Xavy!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 4:07pm

"Oh, that gives me an idea though. What? No, I thought of it, you didn't… Fine, whatever. I don't care anymore."

Raising her hand, Nephy produced her own crimson tentacles, but instead of grabbing people, these simply untied everybody;s shoelaces and draped them on Nephy.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 4:08pm

"You guys are taking too long!!!!!"

I speed back to check on Xavy

pleasepleasepleaselethimbealrightillneverforgivemyselfifsomethinghappenedtohim.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 4:10pm

"Spank me again and I'll…."

Wreck pauses.

"……well, I'd probably be flattered, but don't do it regardless."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:10pm

Marisol express takes off…she manages to hold Reflex tightly, although he is freaking out.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 4:10pm

Oh, thank goodness. Sanity.
"We need this guy, too," told Marisol Torrance, pointing to Rapt in the air. She was giggling furiously.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 4:11pm

Rapt, for his part, attempts to avoid the tendrils, while circling above the group.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 4:12pm

Nephy calls out to Rapt.

"Rapt! Can you grab Xaiver? Just throw him out the window, we can catch him."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 4:12pm

Being simultaneously carried upside down, bounced, and spanked, Pester pukes all over the ground directly beneath him. Sorry Rapt.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 4:13pm

Rapt stops beating his wings for a second, falling, before catching himself

"…what?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 4:14pm

"Ok, Tweety's getting old."

Torrance sighs, and focuses her senses on Rapt.

Suddenly a crimson skinned succubus dives down on Rapt like a bird of prey, and lashes a whip tight around his throat.

Torrance taps Joe, grinning. "Ok, tag him and bag him."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:16pm

They manage to snag poor Rapt, and drag him along too…Mission…err…accomplished?


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 4:17pm

Rapt, for his part, stops flying entirely, gripping the whip, and making sure it doesn't choke him.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:17pm

They roll on down the road. There are small crowds of Poppops standing along the side of the road, seemingly hitchhiking.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 4:19pm

"I should What? Okay."

Nephy attempts to drag some of the poppops along being carried by giant hands of blood.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 4:20pm

"With mud all over your boots? Not bloody likely!" Then Nephy grabs them. "I think I'm going to start freaking again…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Chord on Feb 7, 2007, 4:20pm

« Too late for me to get in? »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 4:20pm

"Thine perilous servants of the light will see no end! Vast, vast disordinance to the powers of the other side, but have no fear children! The dark powers will avenge over all!"

Pester attempts to fire an orb of lightening at the poppups, then remembers he has no offensive powers. He then vomits a little more.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:21pm

«Not at all…But my computer is running slow, so it might take a second for you to get your quirk»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 4:22pm

I felt like hitting Pester again.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 4:23pm

"Don't you dare "toss Xavier" anywhere!"

"Let me get him…please….please I have to make sure he's ok!!!


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 4:23pm

Joe and Torrance plod along, Torrance using her tendrils and a giant snapping wolf's head to keep the Poppups at bay.

She ends up slapping several of her teammates around, and the wolf's head sinks it's teeth into Pester's thigh.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:25pm

Impossible Man laughes from overhead, "This is getting to easy…ROUND 2, BEGIN!"

The ground suddenly vanishes beneath the group…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 4:25pm

Nephy falls.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 4:26pm

Pester's dislocated and seperated arms flap wildly in the wind as he falls.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 4:26pm

Having wings, Rapt does not…until the whip wielding construct(?) does, and drags him down by his neck


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 4:27pm

Wreck falls, calmly folding his arms as he does.

"This is all horribly thrilling, but I'd rather know what French port 200,000 British troops fled from in 1940."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 4:27pm

Torrance lashes a tendril out to cradle Nephy, then realizes she has nothing to prevent her from falling as well.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:28pm

«Might be a few minutes, catching Kidd up…as you can imagine, that's not as easy as you'd think in this one »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 4:29pm

I drop, Marisol's tentacle still around my waist. Tide to Go is a marvellous product, but alas, it doesn't allow flight.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Chord on Feb 7, 2007, 4:29pm

I don't really fall since, well..I can fly, but I notice something. That new girl, the grungy looking one whose name I can't recall, didn't try and save me from the fall.

So what I could fly, she can't know that! I see how it…I see compeltely.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 4:29pm

((oooh, ooh! I can do it!

Impossible Man appeared, making Xavier dance. Then, decided everyone needed to work together, and, while we all go insane, is making us march up to a hill, and he just dumped us into a pit.))


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 4:30pm

"My god my god, why hast thou forsaken me!?!?"

Pester doesn't mind falling so much, but he misses Torrence's spankings.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 4:31pm

« I don't think it's any secret that he's strongly hinting it's actually a certain Superman villian… »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 4:31pm

I flat out fall, and I'm not looking forward to the landing.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 4:32pm

((Well, everyone knows they've been linked to either switch places, be friends, or be one being before!))


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 4:34pm

"W-what? I can't do that! Stop yelling at me, but I… No! Stop!"

Nephy was far to busy to even think stoping herself.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 4:34pm

[I just got back from picking up my brother, and wow…I was afraid I'd lose track of things. >_> My comp's kind of slow…can someone fill me in on what I missed, please?]

I float downwards with the others and cradle Marisol with my wind, letting us descend with the grace and manner befitting Atlantean royalty.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 4:36pm

«Well, we went up the hill and Mxy - I mean, Impy made the floor vanish beneath us.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 4:36pm

For a moment, Marisol panicked. The doubted a fall from pretty much any height could hurt her - it was a reflex. And there were still the others to worry about…
Zephyr's winds were rather relaxing. She thought about letting the others go, but decided she could prevent them from splattering down on the ground if it came down to it.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 4:36pm

«Oh, and Pester got beaten up.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:37pm

«Actually, I was playing on the idea that Imp Man and Myx were the same person, which was revealed way back in Superman Vol. 2 #50…IIRC, that issue also provides a pretty good hint on how to stop all this Basically, I am using two different Imp Mans from two different realities. The one from 1982 continuity (his first appearance), and the one from the What If Impossible Man got the Infinity Gauntlet continuity…»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 4:38pm

«… silly Amy.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 4:39pm

« I've never read either of those comics, so I hope somebody else has an idea of what's going on. »

"Um…"

Nephy turned to the nearest student.

"They're asking why we haven't hit the ground yet."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:39pm

The ground below seems to be fairly squishy. There is a cave leading in the same direction they were headed. Signs point in that direction…though giggling can be heard coming from the distance followed by someone yelling, "QUIET! THEY'LL HEAR YOU!" And more laughter.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:41pm

Feb 7, 2007, 4:39pm, Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim wrote:« I've never read either of those comics, so I hope somebody else has an idea of what's going on. »

«It's not neccessary to have read those comics to follow the story…also, the story doesn't have to end the same way. Mostly, I am just being chatty»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 4:41pm

Wreck, who had turned upside down in an effort to break his neck, die and avoid a pair of broken legs, instead does a painful bounce since the ground wasn't hard enough to even do that.

"Ow."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 4:41pm

I look around the cave. Dirt… dust… everywhere…

I promptly faint.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 4:42pm

I land on the squishy ground and start looking around for any bodies of water. Underground lake, puddle…anything.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 4:43pm

Marisol decided it was time to let go, and retracted her tentacles. Except Cadmus, she had to carry him.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 4:43pm

"Alas, the foul ones have embraced us in in their own domain, to reward us for our hard works! We must make tribute, thus confirming our place here, thus we willst remain close to the breast of the Dark One!"

Pester uses his half functional right arm and strips down to his tighty whitey underpants. In wild abandon, his jeans land on Sephula's shoulder. He then proceeds to dance wildly.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 4:44pm

"owwww…"

Nephy got up and began walking toward the cave.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:44pm

«LOL! I have to say this is the most entertaining mission I've ever done…on my end at least »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 4:44pm

Throwing the jeans off of my shoulder, I hit Pester again with a growl.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:45pm

As Nephy walks, she hears a loud roar coming from further down the cave.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 4:46pm

Torrance landed with a thud, squishing Joe.

She promptly tripped over every member of the time before finally slamming into the THIS WAY sign.

"Christ."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 4:46pm

"Stop hitting him," said Marisol firmly. She regretted it a second later, because it meant Sephula was probably going to say something back. She held her hands to her ears.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 4:47pm

"Should I keep going? Yes, I undertand."

Nephy continues into the cave.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 4:47pm

"Why must I still be tested?!?"

Pester suffers another broken rib. He's now hunched over due to this, with both arms dragging on the ground. The top of his asscrack reveals itself when he tries to hobble away from Sephula.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 4:48pm

I'm slowly stirring, though I'm not there yet.

"Grime… clutter… dust… pieces… how did that get there… the horror… the horror…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 4:48pm

"But Ms. Rogue says ugh…."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Chord on Feb 7, 2007, 4:49pm

I land softly on the even softer ground and observe my teammates….AH HA! Pester has removed his underpants. He must be planning to rape me, and Marisol with those creepy tentacles of hers, must be planning to help…but I'll get her later.

«"Die you son of a bitch!"» I scream, blasting Pester with a volt of electricity.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Dhaara "Naga" Falodiya on Feb 7, 2007, 4:50pm

War Journal Entry 0783. There are shenanigans going down. And there will be hell to pay. My family is dead. I can't let this chaos go unchastised. I could walk away, and watch these kids make asses of themselves, but that wouldn't bring my family back. It's time to bring in the heavy artillery. Time to show these people I mean business. My family is dead, and it's time to kick some ASS!

Nevermore looks like he's been crawling through bushes all day, with numerous leaves stuck in his hair, and dirt covering his clothes. In fact, there's a thin layer of dirt around his face resembling a five o clock shadow. He's wearing one of Jubilee's old yellow coats, which is too small on him, but he seems to think it makes him look intimidating. He steps towards the assembled group, and reaches into the coat.

"Time to pay."

He pulls out a banana and points it at the other students, making firing sounds.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 4:50pm

I look around.

"This place is unholy."

I cringe from a sign.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 4:50pm

«Poor Pester…»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:50pm

Nephy sees a small white bunny hopping towards her…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 4:51pm

«Down the rabbit hole? Oh dear.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 4:52pm

It didn't work, Marisol could still hear. She broke down into laughter…
"Stop… killing… Pester," she slipped in between bouts.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:52pm

«Not quite…although, not a bad idea »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 4:52pm

"Master! Master help me!!!"

The electricity coursing through his system further developes the welts now materializing all over Pester. He lays down on the floor and twitches a little.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 4:52pm

Rapt raises his sledgehammer, holding it over the bunny, waiting.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Dhaara "Naga" Falodiya on Feb 7, 2007, 4:53pm

"Stay away from the bunny, criminal scum!" Nevermore shouts, running towards Rapt, continuing to making gunfire noises while pointing his banana.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:53pm

The bunny looks up at Rapt, and growls loudly, bearing its sharp and pointy teeth….


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 4:54pm

With waves of electricity blurring Pester's vision, he looks at Marisol, who is looking increasingly angelic the closer he comes to losing consciousness.

"Moonpie…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 4:54pm

"Hmm? A-are you sure? Okay…"

Nephy tried to pet the bunny…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 4:55pm

"Stand back."

I create the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch…or a reasonable facsimile.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 4:56pm

((…oh god, a vorpal dire bunny

))

Rapt…blinks.

"Are there mutant rabbits as well?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 4:56pm

"But Ms. Rogue says keep away from it! It'll slaughter us like the knights!"

I turned to Marisol.

"But Ms. Rogue says it's so much fun! And I'm not killing him anyway." I rolled my eyes.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:56pm

The bunny sees the Holy Hand Grenade and says, "Oh shit…not again…" before darting back into the cave.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 4:56pm

Waking up fully, I separate myself from Marisol. I look on at the bunny. "Mouthwash. Toothpaste." I'm frantically searching crevasses in my armor for some but come up with bupkiss. "I don't have my travel teeth cleaning kit! Do I even own a travel teeth cleaning kit?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Chord on Feb 7, 2007, 4:57pm

«"Not gonna take me out with a grenande bitchcakes!"» I shout, diverting my attention from Pester and forming a barrel from the molecules in the air (heh, nice trick Almond) and tossing it at Amelia.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 4:58pm

"Well, the bluff worked. I have no idea how these things work."

The grenade disappears.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 4:58pm

« Oh man, I completely missed the Monty Python there for a sec. Dang it all! »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:58pm

«HEY! Continuity problem, Amelia knows Monty Python, but not Star Wars? What kind of geek is she »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 4:59pm

Marisol was almost on her knees from the laughter. The tentacle she had used to hold Cadmus was lying on the ground limply. She was holding her hands on her face, resulting in a lot of mufflement.
"Slaughter knights…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 4:59pm

Kidd's donkey kong like attack knocks Amelia to the floor.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 5:00pm

"What the…"

«Not a continuity error. She's into comedy, which Chi would know if he ever let her talk.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 5:02pm

"Uh, excuse me everyone." I raise my hand and shake my head as the madness continues. "Before we go on, um…well, I was wondering. Assuming we all make it out of here, can we swear an oath, on the name of Atlantis, to never speak of the things we've seen today with anyone?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 5:02pm

Nephy continues into the cave, urged by unseen voices.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:02pm

«LOL! Fair point.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 5:02pm

Torrance sits up and whistles loud, to get everyone's attention.

"Ok cats and kids, what's the plan?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:03pm

«LOL at Zephyr. Probably a very good idea »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 5:03pm

Quivering in fear of the walls as I walk I turn to Zephyr. "Agreed."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 5:04pm

Upon seeing the bunny, Pester gets on his knees and puts his face to the ground in worship of it. Now completely naked except for his undies, he's feeling a little cold as his undies are getting a little tattered.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 5:04pm

"Wait! Nephy's going into danger!"

I run after her.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 5:04pm

"The plan is, I'm going to try to figure out what sport causes 18,000 facial injuries a year. Then I guess I'll go chase after the bunny. What else can I do?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:04pm

Nephy sees a light pretty far down the cave in front of her…but it is pretty dark where she is. She hears a scuffing sound above her..


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Chord on Feb 7, 2007, 5:05pm

Plan's not to get destroyed by you fools.

"Yes..what is the plan…girl."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 5:05pm

"Maybe," mumbled Marisol through decreasing fits of giggles at Zephyr's proposal.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 5:06pm

How does a flashlight work? Damned if I know. This is just a way of the perfidious evil of trying to get me to create a torch. Oh yes, I know how those work. The soul corrupting influence of…

No. It's too much to bear. We'll stay in the dark.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 5:06pm

I looked at Marisol, clearly confused.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alkaline on Feb 7, 2007, 5:06pm

"Hey, where'd Red go?"

Torrance catches a glimpse of Nephy and chases after her…but not before running into the walls of the tunnel several times.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 5:07pm

"I should what??"

Nephy sits down and begins another conversation.

"I won't… No, what? Wait, that not really… No, it doesn't work like that, what are you…. Maybe, I guess…. No, well, yes posibly…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Amelia "Heaven" Chow on Feb 7, 2007, 5:08pm

I stand guard over Nephy. You never know when it might strike…

And I create my sword again.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:08pm

Amelia trips over Nephy sitting in the middle of the floor talking to…uhm…herself?


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 5:09pm

So dirty down here… so little time… it's out to get me…


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 5:11pm

Pester runs after the bunny at his top speed, which is hindered by his lack of shoes, plus the fact that his nigh-naked self is becoming increasingly chilly. With knuckles dragging on the ground, hunched over, and shivering, he proclaims through chattering teeth:

"Save your servant master! Take me from the midst of these unbelievers!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 5:11pm

Rapt continues on, carrying his sledgehammer, ready to swing it if something attacks.

"…I…really…really…really hate being underground…can we …escape now?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 5:12pm

"I should what? Okay."

Nephy lasso's Pester and begins draging him back.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:12pm

A loud screech is heard from above Neph's head, and water starts to drip down on her…at least she hopes it's water.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 5:13pm

"What mammals travel with yellowfin tuna?", Wreck asks while looking curiously at the water.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 5:14pm

« It's getting impatient eh? Too bad. »

Nephy exclaims, to nobody in particular:

"I'm having a conversation here. Please don't interrupt."


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 5:14pm

"But Ms. Rogue says shut up," I told Wreck.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 5:14pm

"WATER!"

I push Neph out of the way and stands in the middle of the stream, letting it flow down over me. "Sweet mana of life!"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 5:14pm

((And this is where we find out we're below the sewage tanks for the Mansion?))


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 5:14pm

Pester attempts to grab his shoelaces from Nephy's head.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:15pm

The dripping water seems to be steadily increasing. Instead of drips, now it sounds like a small stream.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 5:15pm

«PMs, lasty.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 5:16pm

"Ow."

Distracted by being pushed, Nephy doesn't notice Pester grabbing his shoelaces.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:16pm

«Actually, Sam I am, I prefer when you guys don't let me lead you around by the noses Of course Impy is going to be impatient, but you guys do have free will »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 5:17pm

I look at the falling water. There is only one rational answer. "By Ares spear… I did waterlog the lawn. It permeates the earth and chases me to the depths… all is lost…"

I run away from my failure and towards the light.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 5:18pm

«I'm all for going forward, but everyone keeps going crazy in the back.

Also, when I wrote that, I had a nasty feeling there was a giant bat on top of her. »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 5:19pm

Mumbling something about the weekday when more colds begin than any other, Wreck runs a bit down the cave, avoiding the spot where the water was falling.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 5:19pm

"Sweet, sweet, gift from the gods, thine servant hast succeeded!"

Pester then realizes he has no use for the laces as his shoes are still topside, and lets them fall to the floor with a disappointed sigh.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 5:19pm

«Is Pester still being strangled by the lasso?»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:21pm

Wreck makes it through the cave and finds himself in a well lit…lounge area?


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Chord on Feb 7, 2007, 5:21pm

Can't let them all go into that cave! I begin following the rest of the group into the cavern.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 5:21pm

Nephy begins walking forward again, letting the lasso return to her bloodstream.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:21pm

Cadmus arrives there two. There are comfortable chairs, a big screen TV, snacks, etc.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 5:22pm

Rapt just gives up any semblence of order, and beats his wings, and speeds forward after Wreck.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 5:22pm

I followed the rest tentatively.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:23pm

«As you guys can probably guess from the time, this is leading up to a To Be Continued for tomorrow »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Marisol "Solidity" Morales on Feb 7, 2007, 5:23pm

Marisol stopped next to Zephyr, a grin still plastered on her face. She grabbed his hand.
"Come along, Zephyr," she asked gently.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 5:24pm

I look around. It's… marvellous. Finally. Not so much as a smudge. I pick up a bowl of chips and sit in front of the TV, careful of crumbs. With my new peace of mind it occurs to ask.

"… what the hell is going on?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Last Hero on Feb 7, 2007, 5:24pm

"Just one second…" I open my mouth, letting more and more of the water flow in…and…just a little more…a little more… "Okay, I'm good."

I follow after her.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:25pm

The water definitely tastes funny.

Only kidding. It was fine.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 5:27pm

Pester follows after, still hunched over, still dragging his arms, but with a tweaked ankle he drags his foot behind him.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 5:28pm

«That was a joke? Oh dear. Uninspired.

…. I'm going to pay for that, aren't I?»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 5:28pm

«God…I leave for an hour and a half and the shit goes CRAZY. I have no idea what's going on…fortunately, it seems that Blackmore and the rest of the group don't either.»

Joe tries to…catch up with the people making progress.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 5:29pm

((Joe's gonna be mad at Rapt when he finds out that Rapt destroyed the Wreck Room AND the Kitchen's appliances.))

Rapt continues towards the lounge, paranoid and looking around as he does so.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 5:30pm

Wreck begins searching through the lounge frantically for an encyclopedia.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 5:30pm

«Over the course of the day I think I've inadvertantly abandoned any semblance of the quirk my character was given.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:32pm

«Nah, it's cool.

HEY! I know what's going on. Hell, I've even tried to throw in some hints, but they've been missed in the chaos »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:32pm

«LOL! Yeah, somehow your quirk became, human punching bag. Though, you did make some great subtle uses of things.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 5:33pm

Joe looks at his watch, and begins whimpering and sweating bullets.

Gotta hury! It's almost over!

Joe stampedes into the lounge.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 5:33pm

«Does that mean I can stop cringing in fear?»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 5:34pm

«Back and I really don't have a clue whats going on either>

I can't stand being away from my Xavy this long.

What if he thinks I'm abandoning him? Especially when I just told him I would never do that?!?!?!

I know…I'll sing "our song" that way…he'll know I'm still in love..

"Ahem"

http://www.blueyze.us/lonelygirl.html


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 5:34pm

« Oh yeah, I changed the singular in my quirk to a plural it seems. Is that alright? »

Nephy sat down on the nearest seat and resumed her heated conversation.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Damien "Risk" Lupe on Feb 7, 2007, 5:34pm

«Is he late? Is he late? For a very important date? No time to say hello, goodbye, he's late? He's late, he's late, he's late?»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 5:34pm

Joe stares in awe of the TV, and immediately turns it to channel 26.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 5:36pm

Rapt steps up to Joe, seeing what he's doing.

"What are you looking for?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Feb 7, 2007, 5:36pm

Pester sits down on the nearest sofa. In seconds the leather is ruined by his hot, sweaty, dirty, mostly naked body.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 5:36pm

Joe doesn't respond to Rapt, just keeps muttering "..still time, still time, still time…"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:37pm

Joe is pretty much just in time.

«All right, we're going to have to wrap this up, unfortunately for today…

Just curious, anyone want to make some guesses at people's quirks. Some are easier to figure out than others.»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Feb 7, 2007, 5:37pm

«I thought we were in a cave??!!?»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 5:37pm

"Joe, theres a guide to the channels over by the couches…why don't you go look at that?"


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Alexander "Cadmus" Baptiste on Feb 7, 2007, 5:38pm

My eye twitches. Both of them. Alot. To the point where I can't really see. Which is a good thing for Pester because I'm blindly and wildly swinging my fists at him and it vastly increases his chances of survival.


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Joseph "Warhead" Olson on Feb 7, 2007, 5:38pm

«Do you want us to make our guesses in here, or PM you with them…speaking of PM's…why no answer mine? …oh my god, even my OOC speech is starting to sound like Joe..»


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Feb 7, 2007, 5:38pm

« Pester is Dr. Strange, Last Hero is Aquaman, Cadmus is obssed with cleaning, Joe with time.

That's all I'm even kinda sure of. »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Wreck on Feb 7, 2007, 5:38pm

[I do believe I took the literal interpretation of my quirk a bit far ]


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:38pm

«Yes…And at the end of the cave, there was a little lounge area…perfect for resting during To Be Continued, breaks »


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by Rapt "Roc"/Fragment/Fraternity on Feb 7, 2007, 5:39pm

((Are we done now, or a few more actions/minutes?))


Re: New Mutants 113 - ANFSCD
Post by K'lar on Feb 7, 2007, 5:39pm

«You can just post them. I never answered you? Sorry, as you can imagine, things got chaotic. »


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