Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club

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Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 9:13pm

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Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 9:18pm

It looks like any other strip club. Except the dancers are… We'll be charitable and say "Different" than other dancers.

But that's what you get when you set up a mutant's friendly strip joint.

We approach the door, and a large mutant stops us momentarily.

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"You of legal age, son?" He says in a surprisingly effete voice.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by cheshire on Feb 21, 2008, 9:21pm

«Different? I bet it's a Gastro club.»


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 9:21pm

"According to my friend's maniacal rambling, he's about six hundred years old. I haven't bothered to ask for ID."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deia on Feb 21, 2008, 9:24pm

"Older, but very good guess, Jason."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 9:27pm

The bouncer gives you both a once over, and shrugs.

"Go ahead. Not like you're gonna be impressed with the women in there anyways…"

And… He's right. The dancers can be identified by name from their pictures on the walls. The two that are dancing right now are:

Snu Snu:
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And Kandy:
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Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deia on Feb 21, 2008, 9:28pm

Good gracious that is a large woman.

"Hello ladies."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 9:30pm

"Hello. You're certainly…um…"

Wreck tears his eyes off of Kandy and looks around.

"Yeah. There haven't been any green haired weirdos in here?"


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 9:32pm

"Wierdoes?" Candy glares at Wreck, while Snu Snu makes lovey eyes at Orc… "You know hun, we don't take kindly to that tone," she grunts in a slightly Southern-ish drawl.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 9:36pm

"Not you. You're cute, in a way that makes me feel all sorts of strange and confused. I meant a weird guy with green hair. Probably blabbering about time and how much of a crush he has on a guy named Dom."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 9:39pm

"Oh… Well then… *Tee-hee!* We saw this freaky guy with green hair in here."

She looks around the place to see that nobody is listening, then whispers in Wreck's ear: "I'm not supposed to talk about what people's been in here, but you're kinda cute. The guy went straight into Granny's bedroom. Nasty looking guy, but he had the cash, I guess. *Tee-hee!*"


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deia on Feb 21, 2008, 9:40pm

"…this is my normal tone."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 9:43pm

"He's planning a terrorist act, so he heads to the strip club and looks up Granny. That sounds like something I'D come up with."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 9:46pm

The big one grabs Wreck by the head and lifts him up, Wreck's little feet dangling in the air.

"SNU SNU NOT LIKE LITTLE MAN MAKING FUN OF GRANNY!!!"


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 9:48pm

Wreck folds his arms, hanging there.

"I was making fun of Green Hair, actually. Persecution complex much?"


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deia on Feb 21, 2008, 9:52pm

I slip past the two dancers and move towards Granny's room.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 9:55pm

"UHHH… SNU SNU!!!" Snu Snu stands there, confused.

"Put the boy down, darling. Go get yourself a Fresca." Kandy tells her. Snu Snu puts Wreck down, pats his head, and walks away.

"So yeah, she's a little-"

Kandy's sentence is cut off, as Granny's room explodes, sending Orc flying through a wall.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 9:57pm

"Oh, yay, it went off. We're all dead, and…."

Wreck notices he isn't dead. Sighing, he goes to investigate the room.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deia on Feb 21, 2008, 10:00pm

"Gah…what in blazes?"


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 10:00pm

Someone that looks like a "Granny" starts spouting "For the glory of Apocalypse!!!"

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She then begins punching Wreck about the head and shoulders. It hurts like you'd expect from a woman her size. She's about six feet tall.

"Granny, what are you doing?" Asks Kandy, unable to stop the beating.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 10:02pm

"She's hitting me and jibbering like an insane lunatic. Ordinarily I'd be cool with that, but we don't have all that much time to waste here."

Wreck tries to bum rush her into the nearest wall.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deia on Feb 21, 2008, 10:03pm

"Have it thee, aged wench!" I shout, leaping on Granny's back and biting into her.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 10:06pm

Wreck manages to knock Granny through a wall. He notices something about her neck, that looks somewhat like a modified mutant inhibitor. Whatever it is, it doesn't look natural.

Snu Snu, meanwhile, has no intention of letting Orchestra do much more to her Granny. She charges at him, picking him up by what would resemble his neck, and tossing him about. "SNU SNU SAVE GRANNY!"


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deia on Feb 21, 2008, 10:11pm

"STOP! You don't know what's at stake!" I scream, wrapping around her arm as she grabs me.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 10:14pm

"Okay, well. This'll either save you or horribly kill you. Flip a coin."

Wreck grabs the device and carefully tries to melt the hell out of it.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 10:16pm

"Oh, you ninnienoodles!!! Grannie will make you pay for your sins against…"

As the collar melts, her eyes soften noticeably.

"Why, hello there. Have you come in to partake of our sinfully mutated delights?" She looks around, in shock as she realizes the place has been half blown up.

Snu Snu, meanwhile, still has Orchestra in a bear hug. It's actually not incredibly painful for him.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deia on Feb 21, 2008, 10:17pm

"Free me from your bosom, woman."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 10:20pm

"Actually, we're here to find the green haired guy. It seems that he wants to blow up the earth, and will accomplish it in probably a half hour. Give or take twenty-five minutes."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 10:21pm

Snu Snu looks very sad, as she releases Orchestra from her mighty hold.

Granny says, "Oh yes, he was the madman who put that gaudy collar on me. Said it was a gift. What a pudding-head he was. He even left his backpack in my room. Did you come to give it back to him?"


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 10:23pm

"Yes, yes I did. Or at least hock a loogie in it. Could you bring it here?"


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 10:25pm

"Certainly, dear."

After a minute or two, Granny brings out what looks like a large duffel bag. Wreck and Orchestra can hear a low beeping eminating from it.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 10:27pm

Wreck sighs.

"Okay. It's either our bomb or he left his pager in there. Venom, if you gobbled up the shadow of the bag, would it take the bomb with it?"


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deia on Feb 21, 2008, 10:30pm

"I've never devoured explosives before. I would presume…unless the object was mystical in nature it should be destroyed just fine."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 10:33pm

"Go for it. Worst that can happen is we all die."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by noodles on Feb 21, 2008, 10:40pm

When Orchestra absorbs it, the bomb fades away into dust, harmlessly.


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deia on Feb 21, 2008, 10:41pm

"Tasted like sulfur."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 10:42pm

Wreck, who was ducking nearby with his fingers in his ears, glances around.

"We did it? Uh, I mean, we did it!"


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deia on Feb 21, 2008, 10:43pm

"I did it." I smile.

"Sorry about the ear thing, earlier."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deathchicken on Feb 21, 2008, 10:48pm

"And I'm sorry about calling you a homicidal maniac."

A beat.

"…well, not really. But, bygones."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by deia on Feb 21, 2008, 10:58pm

"You could stop calling me Venom, I'll kill you if you don't."


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by admin on Feb 21, 2008, 11:55pm

…I am really confused. What'd I miss?


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by doodleboy on Feb 21, 2008, 11:57pm

«Everything… It started at 8:30»


Re: Gen M 14: Mutits Gentleman's Club
Post by admin on Feb 22, 2008, 12:07am

[Oh…okay.]


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