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The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 2:37pm

The purpose of this is to be good natured fun. Thus, I am saying it right off the bat, if I see somebody say anything In Continuity or Out of Continuity, I will PM you a warning. If it happens again, I stop reading your posts in this mission. Not to be a Hitler, but this is supposed to be fun. I don't want to see any hurt feelings. Sometimes there is a fine line between parody and cruelty, just take care not to cross it and I think this will turn out nicely.

Having gotten that out of the way, here's what you're going to do. You are going to pick SOMEBODY ELSE'S CHARACTER and poke some fun at their use. Said character will be recruited by the Bullshit League, an organization of the most Bullshit characters on Earth.

You can use just about any character you want. Just take some care to try and make it slightly accurate, so the point of the joke comes across. For example:

Pester, facing a character that is by far his superior, uses his Underdog ability to rally the fans! Nobody likes to see the underdog lose, so the writers of the comic automatically make the threat have a heartattack.

Rogue uses her power of constant winking smilies and chuckling to give Magneto Obsessive Compulsive Disorder! Magneto is unable to fight, finding himself addicted to counting some ants on the ground…

It doesn't really have to make sense in any way. You can parody a character, a character trait, a powerset, anything really. Just remember we're teasing the characters, not the writers. I don't want to see something like "Pester kicks Shaman in the balls because Grey sucks."

Anyway, if there's interest I'll be starting at about 3PM EST. Check in, and think about what character you'd like to use.

By the way, I'm not going to give special treatment one way or another to somebody who uses my characters. You won't be ignored or banned from the mission.

«Checked in and reserved:

Dean Cain: Sephula
Sam: Lex
Mike: Marisol
Born: Cadmus
Protoman: Dillon
Sephula: Incubus»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 2:39pm

« God am I checked in. »


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by K'lar on Jun 5, 2007, 2:41pm

«Definitely need some goofiness! I'm in.»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 2:44pm

«I have no idea who to pick!»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Jun 5, 2007, 2:49pm

«You suck. All day I've been sitting here doing nothing. I get off at 3pm…and NOW you decide to start a mission. grrrrrrrrr

If it's not too late…when I get home I'd like to join in. I won't pick a character now…to prevent myself from blocking someone.»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Squirrel Girl on Jun 5, 2007, 2:51pm

[Ditto what Heat said. >_< Just when I'm about to go work…curses!]


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 2:51pm

« We were doing something. Talking about useless stuff.

Heh, My my my, Sephula got snatched up fast. »


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 2:54pm

«When do you guys think you'll get back? I could probably start it up for a couple hours, then give it a quick break till then.»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Jun 5, 2007, 2:55pm

«Well I have to pick up my kids then drop a pc off. So I should be home around 4pm EST»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 3:00pm

«Anyone can jump in at any time.»

Sephula, leader of the Bullshit League, notes a disturbance in the force. It looks like the Borg, the most Bullshit force in the universe are advancing on the Alpha Quadrant. They're already on Mars, which has been fully colonized a la Total Recall (The end, when it's atmospheric).

"Hm. Them bints are invading my bullying space," he says as he watches the screen of Mars. He recently had Mars fully populated with inferior Pester clones, so he could torture and destroy him whenever he likes.

"Well, them filthy pluggers never faced the goddamn power of the friggin' Bullshit League."

Sephula extends a newly developed aura of communication to simultaneously speak to every Bullshit Leaguer on Earth, and maybe some other planets if he decides to retcon it in there.

"Bullshit League, it's time to bullshit!"

Sephula engages the teleportation aura which he learned from the third ancestor of his ancient Egyptian counterpart, Ra. All Bullshit Leaguers are teleported to Bullshit Tower, up in space.

«Feel free to interact for a bit.»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Protoman on Jun 5, 2007, 3:01pm

«Dillon.»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 3:06pm

One of the first to materialize was Alexander. He looked quite peculiar, by most standards, and carried about him an aura of… violence. He wore a gleaming gold armor of Greek origin, with a helmet and skirt to match. He carried with him a diverse - extremely diverse - complement of weaponry. A combination of new and old. Several rifles, a bow, a sword, grenades and an RPG launcher. On his thigh, he wore a rather large combat knife.

He looked ready for battle.

He was the ultimate warrior. He was John Ra- Cadmus.

"Hello," he said.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 3:08pm

Sephula turns and gives Cadmus a welcome heartattack.

"Good to have you here, you miserable little bint. I hate you I hate you I hate you."


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 3:09pm

"BULLSHIT!" Lex exclaims.

"I was in the middle of teaching Alexia her fucking vocabulary lessons for the day. What the hell am I doing up here?"


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 3:09pm

[Oh, this is up already?

Give me a second and I'll think of someone. Oh, and Sam, don't forget to kill the universe at the end of it .]


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Protoman on Jun 5, 2007, 3:10pm

Dillon appears in a flash of…time light…particles?

"What do you want? I was busy messing with time and space to make sure that I was still born black."


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Nephy "Lifebeat" Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 3:11pm

« Are you kidding? It might be in my next post. »


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 3:12pm

Cadmus writhed on the floor - his body in horrid agony but his mind… unyielding. When it was over, he looked at Sephula defiantly and said nothing.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by K'lar on Jun 5, 2007, 3:15pm

A puddle of goo appears and slinks off into a corner. The goo turns into a drippy version of Marisol, who hangs back watching her teammates. They are all so much better than her. All she can do is shapeshift…and be resistant to telepathy…and get stronger, faster, better as she gets bigger? How can she possibly compete on this team?


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Alyssa Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 3:16pm

"How the fuck do you get off doing something like that Sephula?"

Lex boils his blood.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 3:19pm

Sephula chuckles condecsendingly at Lex. "You ignorant little twat." He then teleports Lex into a timewarp, kills and resurrects him for thirty thousand years, then brings him back to the present day. He then tosses Lex back into the lineup, none the worse for wear.

Sephula grows to thirty feet tall, so he can be heard more clearly.

"Alright, you miserable gackle of malcontent little whores. The Borg, the most bullshit of bullshit bullshit, have bullshat their way to Mars, where they're taking over! It's your job to kill and destroy all of them, then we can group back here for some bangers and mash."


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 3:21pm

"Impossible! I'm not fit for combat in my casual evening wear!"


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Alyssa Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 3:23pm

"Fuck you! I can't do this, I have the far more important job of showing off my new baby to complete strangers!

And stop saying Bullshit!"


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by K'lar on Jun 5, 2007, 3:27pm

Marisol rushes over, "BABIES!! I LOVE BABIES!! I WOULD BE GREAT WITH KIDS!! I even had my own for a while, but them child services took her away. They told me to stop stealing babies."

Actually Marisol would have liked to have said all that. But, she was overwhelmed by her shyness, so instead, she just whispered it to herself…and than wondered why no one responded.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 3:34pm

"What are these… Borg? Are they swedes?"


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 3:35pm

"Shut the hell up, you bunch of doddering, unintelligent whoremongers. Look," He says, his magnificent pointer finger stretching to point at Mars.

"Go kill the Borg."

With a thought, Sephula teleports the entirety of the team to Mars. They are on a large green field, that stretches for miles and miles. There are a few carefully spaced trees around the meadow, and you can see Mars Metropolis 13 in the distance. Oh, and there are thousands and thousands of Borg assimilated Pesters marching toward the city.

«For those that don't know, these are Borg:

The inject people with little nanomachines, which take over the subject's body. Then they run around trying to assimilate more and more, until they have the universe.»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by K'lar on Jun 5, 2007, 3:37pm

Marisol watches the Borg for a few seconds. Something needs to be done to stop them…

She turns her hands into giant whirling fans blades, and rushes into the Borg slicing and dicing them, "DIE! DIE! DIE!"

Hmmm…I hope no one sees me killing all these people…


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 3:39pm

"Hmmm. I could use my considerable tactical skills and instincts honed with years of experience on the battlefield to out-think and out-wit my foes. Instead…"

He ran up to them and gave one of them a super-strengthy punch.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Alyssa Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 3:41pm

"Godamn borg, who the hell do you think you are, threatening my wife from Mars. I killed Zombie ninja bitches!"

Lex then copies the other Lex.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 3:44pm

Incubus appears out of nowhere, as if he had been there all along.

"Good day, gentlefolk. What are we all-"

Upon seeing the Borg infested Pesters, he staggers back in shock.

"Good lord! There's a flock of madmen down there! Whatever shall we do?"


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 3:44pm

Marisol is easily able to grind up several Pesterborgs into many many little bloody chunks of gore. The chunks all melt into bio-organic goo, and combine to form a giant Flesh Metal Hunter Killer, meaning Marisol only made the situation hundreds of times worse.

Cadmus' punch turns a single Pesterborg into mush. In the time it takes him to run up and throw a punch, several other Pesterborgs dogpile on top of him.

I have no idea what "Copies the other Lex" means, so Lex's pronounced profanity only serves to confuse a group of Pesterborg, who begin attacking each other.

Oh, Other Lex = Cadmus. Lex's hand collides with a Pesterborg, and sprains a knuckle on it's hard metal head.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Alyssa Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 3:47pm

« Other Lex. Other Alex. Alexander, though this works too. »

"Ow! That hurt! Though as a non lethal injury, I see no reason to stop. Bastards.

Right, you fuckers stay back, I've got this."

He shoots fire at the giant tank thingy.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 3:48pm

Alexander's expression hardened. Although his powerful form wasn't moved, he knew that he couldn't underestimate his opponents. He slipped out his combat knife and started stabbing the Borg into areas he presumed to be vital.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 3:49pm

"Terribly sorry about this, old chum." Incubus walks over to Dillon and touches his face, absorbing his powers.

He then goes back in time to when Pester was in sixth grade… take the school physician's place… and think the rogue Doctor.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Alyssa Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 3:50pm

«Bullshit Incubus is redundant. »


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Protoman on Jun 5, 2007, 3:51pm

Dillon…passes out.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 3:53pm

The Hunter Killer's outside shell heats up, and you can hear the sound of flesh boiling from the inside. That doesn't stop it from firing an explosive round at Bullshit Lex's general position.

B. Cadmus is able to easily and efficiently kill a single Borg. 15 other Borg begin punching him in the back, and attempt to inject him with their nanomachines.

Bullshit Incubus' tampering with time works somewhat. Approximately half the Borg disappear, as there were no Pester clones for them to assimilate. The rest are pre-existing Borg.

Unfortunately, Pester was the one that gave Mars atmospheric technology. There is now no air on Mars, as Pester stabbed himself in the throat with a pencil when he saw Bullshit Incubus.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by K'lar on Jun 5, 2007, 3:54pm

Marisol stops sliced and is standing in the middle of the field talking to anyone who would listen, "See! I just made it worse! I always make it worse!!!" Marisol melts into a puddle and slides under the big ass robot.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 3:58pm

Incubus touches Marisol and then takes her powers, so he doesn't need to breathe.

Unfortunately, without an atmosphere, no-one can witness his eloquence.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 4:01pm

Marisol's histrionics go unnoticed as the tank tries to run her over. The tank's treads slip and slide around on top of her, causing it to go completely immobile.

Sephula teleports down.

"God, I can't believe I have to do all the work for you bloody little bastards."

He develops the power to transmute materials, and turns the top few feet of Mars into air, which makes an atmosphere for Mars. He then teleports away to watch the battle on his widescreen TV.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Jun 5, 2007, 4:01pm

«here, catching up»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 4:05pm

Alexander grimaced and jumped back. It was time to bring the machine gun to bear. He grabbed it from his back and aimed it at the masses of Borg.

Buddabuddabuddabuddabuddabuddabuddabuddabudda…

This went on for quite a while.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 4:06pm

[Heh, completely missed that; how so, Sam :S?]


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Jun 5, 2007, 4:08pm

I fly down to the team. I was going to let them try to see if they could accomplish this without me….but of course they couldn't. Not even Sephula with all his power can effectively accomplish a task without me…my leadership, my charisma, my sheer bitchiness.

I'm careful not to touch the ground…because it's not worthy enough for me to step on it.

"You are all saved…for I..am here."


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 4:12pm

Alexander's bullets connect, and his near limitless ammo proves useful as he mows down the last of the Borg regiment.

A bloody chunk of organs flies from Cadmus' killing field, and lands square on Prime's cheek


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 4:14pm

I sit down, and start drinking some tea. Why? Because it shows my eloquence without me even speaking.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 4:15pm

Alexander discarded his machine gun carelessly.
"Sorry, Nicolette," he said, thinking to himself what could have been…


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by K'lar on Jun 5, 2007, 4:17pm

Marisol reforms and looks at Nicolette…pretty confused how they could both be in the same place at once…


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 4:18pm

A giant cube looking spaceship touches down, and the remaining Borg start flooding into it for a retreat.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 4:19pm

Alexander instantly slipped his bow from his back and fell to one knee, setting an arrow and carefully taking aim at the cube. He fired a moment later…

It would be quite a joke if he couldn't take down that spaceship.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by K'lar on Jun 5, 2007, 4:20pm

"I must hide…I must kill them…I AM SO CONFUSED!! WHAT SHOULD I DO? Oh it doesn't matter. It would be wrong anyway…"


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Jun 5, 2007, 4:20pm

I look down at my cheek..

"AAGHHHHHHHH!!!!"

I fly at superspeed towards Cadmus the resulting sonic boom blanks out his apology and punch him to Earth. After I calm down..I realize that I may have overreacted a tad..and attain light speed to catch Cadmus and bring him back before anyone knows he's gone.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 4:20pm

[They've had a conversation .]


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Jun 5, 2007, 4:23pm

Hmmm…by taking Alexander into the speed force with me…he must have become similarly charged with super speed…he's already gone on the offensive against the Borg cube…

Well he won't show me up!

I take off again..(sonic booms have become my trademark) and proceed to dismantle the cube piece by piece.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 4:24pm

Cadmus' arrow, sure and true, strikes the Borg cube's main exhaust port. It travels down the auxilliary canal, and hits the core. Unfortunately, it bounces off, harmlessly.

Several Borg heads explode due to Prime's sonic booms, raining the team with bloody bits of shrapnel. Before long, the entire Borg cube is sitting in a pile and the remaining borg have no clue what they should do. They stand there, quivering.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Jun 5, 2007, 4:27pm

I stand there still hovering with a smile. As usual I'm the one to save the day…but perhaps I shouldn't hog all the glory…

…then again, who better to have the glory than me?

"Stand down Borg, or I will be forced to kill you all where you stand. And after I'm done killing you, I'll order my team to stomp on your corpses so that they too, have purpose!"


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 4:29pm

The hundreds of remaining Borg all speak as one, including the disembodied head laying next to the unconscious Dillon.

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 4:30pm

«XD at heat.»

Cadmus threw away his bow as well, looking a little lost.
"Good work, Nicolette," he said, thinking about how close he'd been to bagging her once…

He slipped out a few throwing knives from his belt and started throwing them at Borg drones.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by K'lar on Jun 5, 2007, 4:32pm

Marisol wraps herself around one of the Borg, trying to suffocate him, "Must kill Borg. He is much more prettier than my normal form. Oh no, did someone overhear me say that?" Marisol looks around terrified, letting the Boirg drop out of her grip.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 4:33pm

All of Cadmus' knives strike sure and true, either going straight through them or beheading them in a horrible show of gory glee. Some of the drones topple over in such a position to get a glance up Cadmus' skirt before they die, terrified at his shiny, shaved legs.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Jun 5, 2007, 4:34pm

I fly off to attack.

SONIC BOOM!

(because you can never have too many)

Just then, my cell phone goes off with the ring tone "Computer Love". That can only mean one thing…

"WILDFIRE!!!!! Why I missed you so much. What am I doing? Oh, the usual, saving these losers…I mean on a mission with the "team". So what are you wearing?"

I float off to a corner. The team will have to do without me for a bit.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 4:34pm

"What? I'm Greek!"


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by K'lar on Jun 5, 2007, 4:40pm

«::chuckle::»

Marisol walks over and smacks Alexander, "EVEN YOU LOOK BETTER IN A SKIRT THAN I DO! I am leaving. Not that anyone cares!"

Marisol turns into a puddle and flows away.

«Just about to leave, unfortunately. Good luck against the Phal…err….Borg!»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 4:40pm

Prime's sonic booms and Cadmus' machoness combine with Marisol's emo waves, effectively wiping out the remaining Borg. Oh, and that city in the distance, plus the millions of inhabitants.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Prime on Jun 5, 2007, 4:42pm

Alexander dropped his weapons, a single tear flowing down his cheek.

"I can't be at peace with myself knowing I had a part in killing these people. My fighting days are over…"


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 4:45pm

Suddenly, the Borg King leaps from the wreckage and goes for Cadmus' throat.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Jun 5, 2007, 4:47pm

Still on the phone, I notice the Borg King leap for Cadmus….I should be fast enough to react and stop him

"What's that….you did what?!?!? ZOMG no!"

Sorry Cadmus…guess you'll have to save yourself…this just got gooood.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 4:47pm

[Fun fact: Alexander recently split a random office worker's skull in two. Well, probably several more pieces than that.]


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Alyssa Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 4:48pm

"Shit man! I must stop you to save my baby! Fuckers!"

Lex heats up the borg king making him… umpleasent. Like a really hot sauna.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 4:48pm

Incubus touches Cadmus' face and jumps at the Borg King.

"Terribly sorry about this, old fellow! One side!" He headbuts the Borg King in a magnificent Zidane impression.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by K'lar on Jun 5, 2007, 4:49pm

«that Borg king gets no respect…»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by K'lar on Jun 5, 2007, 4:50pm

Jun 5, 2007, 4:48pm, Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa wrote:Incubus touches Cadmus' face and jumps at the Borg King.

"Terribly sorry about this, old fellow! One side!" He headbuts the Borg King in a magnificent Zidane impression.

«you do know that hav is just about the only person in America who would get that reference…well, and us people who have to listen to him rambling about fake football »


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 4:51pm

[Ah, go find a corner and cry. CRY!.

While listening to Dashboard Confessional.]


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Alyssa Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 4:51pm

« I got it. The world cup was fun. »


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 4:52pm

[Heh. I figured that some people here would get it, but I wasn't sure .

Eh, I'm not a fan of professional football. But fake football? Do you mean that rugby-for-girls game you guys play ?]


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 4:52pm

Incubus' head explodes when it connects with the metal chestplate of Borgney Borgerfield. Lex manages to heat him up enough that he must loosen his tie slightly. It stops just short of injecting Cadmus with nanomachines, when it turns to the team.

"I'll tell ta, I'm alright now but last week I was in rough shape, ya know? I mean, last week I looked up my family tree - I found out I'm the sap! I'll tell ya, I can't relax, you know?

Like the other night, I was in a place and I felt like having a few drinks.. I went over to the bartender, I said, "Surprise me!" He showed me a naked picture of my wife!

Yesterday was a beauty, too - yesterday. I asked a cabdriver: "Where could I get some action?" He took me to my house!

Yeah, I'll tell ya, nothin' goes right, you know? My sex life is nothin' - my wife put me down for once a month.. put me down for once a month! Oh, I'm lucky - two guys I know, she cut out completely!

I'll tell ya', my wife never went for me, I'm not a sexy guy - I know I'm not sexy! What, this morning when I put on my underwear, I could hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling! Are you kidding, I know I'm ugly - I stuck my head out the window, got arrested for mooning! I was an ugly kid, too - I had plenty of pimples. One day I fell asleep in the library, I woke up, a blind man was reading my face!

I'll tell ya', I went through plenty! Why, the first time I hitchhiked, I got beat up - I used the wrong finger! Well, that's the story of my life - no respect! I don't get no respect at all! "


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Alyssa Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 4:53pm

« http://zidanefatal.ytmnd.com/ »


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by K'lar on Jun 5, 2007, 4:53pm

Jun 5, 2007, 4:52pm, Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa wrote:[Heh. I figured that some people here would get it, but I wasn't sure .

Eh, I'm not a fan of professional football. But fake football? Do you mean that rugby-for-girls game you guys play ?]

«::point to seph's bold statement:: Now that is a bannable offense!»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 4:55pm

[What, for telling the truth ?

Fun fact: I listen to Dashboard Confessional >_>. However, I do not listen to such bands as Fallout Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Taking Back Sunday, My Chemical Romance, etc. So I'll live.]


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Alyssa Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 4:58pm

"Fuck your bitchin Stand up comedy from years ago! You'll die for touching my daugher!"

Lex then causes the heat death of the universe.


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Pester / Freaktada on Jun 5, 2007, 5:01pm

«Seems like a good spot to end it. Maybe there will be another where Sephula remakes the universe in his own image, and makes an army of Sephulas that need to be defeated by…

THE BULLSHIT LEAGUE!!!»


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 5:02pm

[How would they do that?]


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Alyssa Nephrahim on Jun 5, 2007, 5:02pm

« BULLSHIT!

Man this is adictive. »


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Kelly Alecia "Astraea" Lisa on Jun 5, 2007, 5:03pm

[And I just noticed what's under my stars. Awesome . Though, it has your silly American way of spelling 'favourite' .]


Re: The Bullshit League of America
Post by Curt "Reflex" Camden on Jun 5, 2007, 5:04pm

«Awesome job all.»


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